百 战 将 军
戈达德到了，斯巴德 Goddard's just arrived, Spud.
这是什么意思？ What's the ruddy idea?
现在是全面战争，不是吗？你想干什么？ It's total war, isn't it? What do you want?
- 总部来的通知，指挥官在哪里？ - 在谷仓，跟我来 - Message from HQ. Where's the CO? - In the barn. Follow me.
总部来的通知，长官 Message from headquarters, sir.
- 霍金斯中士？ - 是 - Sergeant Hawkins? - Sir.
- 念 - 是 - Read it. - Sir.
用密码书写，通知开始： It's in code, sir. Message begins:
“正规军在伦敦地区的入侵演习 "Exercise invasion of the London area by Regular Army.
英国地方军防守 Home Guard defending.
战斗午夜开始” War starts at midnight."
通知结束 Message ends.
司令官在这里批字，“做得像真的一样” The CO's put in pencil here, sir, "Make it like the real thing."
哦，是吗？ Oh, he has, has he?
小队长们 Section commanders.
（口哨声） (Whistles)
总部来通知，午夜开战，宣布命令 Message from HQ. War starts at midnight. You have your orders. Tell the men.
- 叫他们做得真实一点 - “真实一点”是什么意思？ - Tell them to make it like the real thing. - What do you mean by the real thing?
把我们的损失降低十倍，把敌人的损失提高二十倍 Divide our losses by 10 and multiply the enemy's by 20.
- 是，长官 - 暂时就这样 - Yes, sir. - That's all for now.
- 有我的事吗，长官？ - 没有了 - Anything for me, sir? - No, no, nothing else.
战斗午夜开始，我们知道 War starts at midnight. We know...
- 他们知道... - 我们进攻... - They know... - We attack...
他们反击 They counterattack.
像真的一样，放屁！ Like the real thing, my Aunt Fanny!
像真的一样... Like the real thing...
像真的一样！ Like the real thing!
霍金斯中士，小队长！ Sergeant Hawkins, section commanders!
战斗在午夜开始，是吗？ So, war starts at midnight, does it?
- 长官 - 我们六点进攻 - Sir. - We attack at six.
带上汤姆逊冲锋枪和三辆卡车，小队长配备汤姆逊冲锋枪 Take the Tommy guns and three trucks. Section leaders with Tommy guns.
每人配备炸弹、步枪、刺刀 Arm the men with bombs, rifles, bayonets.
- 汤米 - 长官 - Tommy. - Sir.
- 从你的小队里 - 赖斯，昂斯沃思，还有那两个欧文 From your section - Rice, Unsworth, the two Owens,
- 诺比，图茨，科克伦 - 没有科克伦 - Nobby, Toots and Cochran. - Not Cochran.
你们里面谁最厉害？ Stuffy, who are the biggest toughs in your lot?
- 比尔·沃尔，威比，波沛 - 好，你们呢，罗宾？ - Bill Wall, Wimpey, Popeye. - Right. Yours, Robin?
- 法兰克，斯基茨，道奇·斯图亚特 - 泰费，乔迪 - Frank, Skeets, Duggie Stuart, sir. - Taffy, Geordie, sir.
巴斯迪，西门斯，还有贝特·苏利文 Busty, Simms and Pat Sullivan, sir.
黛·埃文斯，我们一定要他 Dai Evans...we must have him, look you.
好了，出发 All right, get going.
抱歉，长官？ Excuse me, sir?
你是说，我们在宣战前进攻？ Did you say that we attack before war is declared?
是的，就像珍珠港，出发 Yes, like Pearl Harbor. Now, get going.
还有，在布尔停一下 By the way, there's just one stop...at The Bull.
我和马塔·哈里有个约 I've got a date there with Mata Hari.
- 随便谈谈？║- 是的，现在出发 - Careless talk? - Yeah. Now, scram.
休息五分钟，中士 Five minutes easy, Sergeant.
休息五分钟，史达非 Five minutes easy, Stuffy.
斯巴德，怎么了？ I wonder what's keeping Spud.
快点 Come on.
- 下午好，霍金斯中士 - 下午好，小姐 - Afternoon, Sergeant Hawkins. - Afternoon, miss.
- 嘿！ - 回到车上去 - Hey! - Back on the trucks.
斯巴德？ Spud?
是斯巴德 There's Spud.
斯巴德？ Spud?
- 怎么了？怎么了？ - 发生什么事了？ - What's the matter? What's the matter? - Sir, what happened?
- 斯巴德 - 她打晕我了 - Spud! - She got me.
- 谁？ - 马塔·哈里，快点！ - Who? - Mata Hari! Come on, quick...
- 有好事吗？ - 没有，她现在在伦敦的半路了 - Any luck? - Not a hope. She's halfway to London by now.
她要去警告敌人，快点，拿我的钢盔来，快点！ She's gone to warn the wizard. Come on, get my tin hat. Come on!
路障开了，长官 The barricade's open, sir.
该死！ God damn it!
你应该包扎一下 You know, you ought to have one of these field dressings on that.
留给她吧，我抓到她的时候，她会用到的 Save it for her. She'll need it somewhere else when I catch up with her.
看到那路障了吗？ See that barricade, my boys?
午夜一到，就要封闭了 At midnight on the dot, it's got to be closed,
当然，敌人不能通过 and, of course, the enemy can't get through before,
因为什么？ because why?
因为...战斗午夜开始 Because... War starts at midnight!
- 目标是什么？ - 皇家浴者俱乐部 - What's the objective, sir? - Royal Bathers' Club.
马塔·哈里怎么办？ What about Mata Hari?
我们会截住她的,我知道大理石拱门之后的一些捷径 We'll beat her to it. I know a couple of short cuts after Marble Arch.
她在那！ There she is!
其他车跟上 Get the other trucks to close up.
看能否超过她 See if you can pass her.
该死的出租车！ Blast that taxi!
稳住 Steady.
跟紧了 Keep right on his tail.
直走 Keep straight on.
第二个转左，抓住她了！ Second left. We've got her!
好了，小分队，第二？第三？ Come on, Section. Number two? Number three?
- 命令你行动，霍金斯中士 - 是 - You have your orders. Sergeant Hawkins. - Sir.
是的，我... Yes, l...
- 韦恩·肯迪将军在吗？ - 他一个小时前走了 - Is General Wynne-Candy here? - He left an hour ago
与陆军上将加迪克特，和空军副元帅劳埃德·休斯一起走的 with Brigadier General Caldicott and Air Vice Marshal Lloyd-Hughes.
- 说去哪里了吗？ - 你找他有什么事？ - Did he say where he was going? - What is your business with him?
我有个紧急通知 I have an urgent message.
可以给我，我转达 If you give me the message, I'll see he gets it.
该死，你是地方军吗？ Damn it all, man! Are you in the Home Guard?
什么？ Why, sir?
口令是维夫- 克利科1911 The password is Veuve Clicquot 1911.
将军和他的部下在土耳其浴室 The General and his staff are in the Turkish baths, sir.
霍金斯中士？由你负责，看着他 Sergeant Hawkins? You're in charge. Stay with him.
你是战争俘虏了 And you're a prisoner of war.
- 午夜才开始 - 那是你们想的 - It doesn't start till midnight. - That's what you think.
- 桌子底下的女孩也是战俘了 - 先生 - That girl under the desk, she's a prisoner too. - Sir.
好了，战争是无情的 All right, boys, this is it. Brute force and ruddy ignorance!
快点跟上，两队 Come on. After him! Double up.
（电话铃响） (Telephone buzzes)
你是战俘了 You're a prisoner.
看着这个人，听那该死的电话 Guard this man. And answer that damn telephone!
是，是，小姐？警告韦恩·肯迪将军，现在不行，小姐 Yes? Yes, miss? Warn General Wynne-Candy? Can't do that, miss.
对不起，小姐，将军是战俘了，你也是 Sorry, miss. The General's a prisoner, and so are you.
哦，战斗结束了 Oh! The war's over.
（不解的叫喊） (Confused shouting)
安静 Quiet!
你是这暴行的魁首吗？ Are you the ringleader of this outrage?
请安静 Quiet, please!
这是军事演习，你们都是战俘了，留在原地 This is an Army exercise. You're all prisoners. Now, stay where you are.
- 过来，韦恩·肯迪将军在哪里？- 谁？ - Come here. Where's General Wynne-Candy? - Who, sir?
- 你听到的 - 在蒸汽房 - You heard. - In the steam room.
带我去，快点 Come on, then, show me the way. Go on.
是他了 This is it.
长官？ Sir?
滚开 Go away.
韦恩·肯迪将军？ General Wynne-Candy?
嗯？ Eh?
什么？谁？ What? Who is it?
威尔逊中尉，第二营，罗姆郡 Lieutenant Wilson, 2nd Battalion, the Loamshires, sir.
干什么？ What do you want?
长官，恐怕我们已经 Well, sir... I'm afraid, sir, we've...
快说，我没有时间等你 Well, say it, man, say it. I've no time to waste.
哦，有的，你有的 Oh, yes, you have, sir.
什么意思？ I beg your pardon, sir?
你有一整夜，长官 You've got all night, sir.
立正 Attendant!
恐怕他不能来了 I'm afraid he can't come.
为什么？ Why?
- 他是战俘，长官 - 这里发生什么事了？ - He's a prisoner, sir. - What's going on here?
入侵 Invasion, sir.
但是，你这年轻的白痴 But, you damned young idiot,
战斗在午夜开始 war starts at midnight.
- 没告诉你吗？ - 有的，长官，我们就为这来的 - Haventyou been told? - Oh, yes, sir. That's why we're here.
你有什么权力？ But may I ask on what authority?
这些人和这些枪就是权力 On the authority of these guns and these men.
权力？！权力 Authority?! Authority?!
大胆，你怎能这样！ How dare you, sir! How dare you!
出去，你和你的民兵土匪 Get out of here, sir, you and your gang of awful militia gangsters.
出去 Get out!
- 波沛，看着这个人，史达非 - 长官？ - Popeye. Guard this man. Stuffy? - Sir?
去小卧室拿将军的东西来，有个猪皮箱子 Go to the cubicles. Find the General's. You'll find a pigskin case there.
是，长官 Yes, sir.
但你们不能那样做！看，命令在那箱子里 But you can't do that! Look, the code is in that case.
如果你有那命令 The whole exercise'll be a farce
- 整个演习会变成一个闹剧 - 不，这将是真的战争 - ifyou have that code. - Oh, no, sir. This is going to be the real thing.
但，战斗午夜开始 But war starts at midnight!
哦，对，你说战斗午夜开始 Oh, yes, you say war starts at midnight.
你怎么知道敌人也是这么说？ How do you know the enemy says so too?
但，那是同意了的，不是吗 But, my dear fellow, that was agreed, wasn't it?
同意的，荒诞 Agreed, my foot!
战争开始后敌人遵守过多少协议？ How many agreements have been kept by the enemy since war began?
我们同意按照规则作战，他们却不守规矩 We agree to keep to the rules, and they go on kicking us in the pants.
我参军时，我做的唯一的协议是 When I joined the Army, the only agreement I made
保卫我的国家，不仅仅遵守国家运动俱乐部的规则 was to defend my country, not only by the National Sporting Club rules,
还有任何出现的手段 but by every means that have existed
- 该隐杀了亚伯 - 别说了 - since Cain slugged Abel. - Stop it.
他们指望我们遵守规则，他们为此沾沾自喜 They're counting on us to keep to the rules. They openly boast about it!
别说了 Stop it!
中士 Lieutenant...
沃森，或你叫什么名字都好 ..Watson, or whatever your name is,
你不是在海德公园，对流浪汉演说 you are not in Hyde Park, with an audience of loafers.
我是韦恩·肯迪将军 I am Major General Wynne-Candy.
这里的其他人都是现役军人 These other gentlemen have all seen service.
英国陆军的高级军官 Distinguished service with the British Army.
拿破仑说军队用胃行军的时候 When Napoleon said that an army marches on its stomach...
我还是不说了 I'd better stop, sir.
你是个极度放肆无礼的年轻军官 You're an extremely impudent young officer,
但让我告诉你，在四十年之后 but let me tell you that in 40 years' time
你也是个老人了 you will be an old gentleman too.
如果你的肚腩与头保持一致，你需要一个比我们更大的头了 If your belly keeps pace with your head, you'll have a bigger one than any of us.
或者四十年后我会的 Maybe I shall in 40 years,
但我怀疑，我还怀疑自己，会不会留着像你一样的胡子 but I doubt it, and I doubt if I'll have time to grow a moustache like yours, sir.
但在1983年，我至少会说我曾是个有进取心的人 But in 1983, at least I shall be able to say that 40 years ago I was a fellow of enterprise.
我要打爆你的头 I'll punch your head for that, young fellow!
你这小狗仔，抓住他们 You young puppy! Put 'em up. Take that.
我要教训你 I'll teach you!
以为你可以对一个老人随便说话吗？ Think you can say what you like to an old 'un, do you?
知道我参加了多少战斗吗？ Do you know how many wars I've been in?
你父亲还穿尿裤时，我正在为国家出生入死 I was fighting for my country when your father was still in bumfreezers!
兔崽子 Puppy!
土匪 Gangster!
不知道我怎么过来的 You laugh at my big belly,
就胆敢笑我的肚腩 but you don't know how I got it.
不知道为什么，就取笑我的胡子 You laugh at my moustache, but you don't know why I grew it.
你怎么知道我四十年前 How do you know what sort of a fellow I was when I was as young as you
像你一样年轻时是什么样子？ 40 years ago?
四十年前 40 years ago.
四十年前 40 years ago...
- 满意吗，肯迪先生？ - 是的，谢谢，彼得斯 - Everything you want, Mr Candy, sir? - Yes, thanks, Peters.
（歌曲） Da da da
（歌曲） Da dum bom bom bom
（歌曲） Bop-a-bop-a-bum
（歌曲） Da da da, da dum dum dum dum
（歌曲） Da da da-da da
（歌曲） Da da da, da-dum bom bom bom
（歌曲） Da da da-da da
（歌曲） Da-a-a-a-a!
安静 Quiet!
安静，人们在睡觉 Quiet! People are trying to sleep.
- 萨基！ - 赫皮，我的老朋友！ #萨基是肯迪的昵称# - Suggie! - Hoppy, my old horse!
- 什么时候来伦敦的？ - 昨天，病假 - Since when are you in London? - Yesterday. Sick leave.
我满城找你 I say, I've been searching for you all over the city.
- 是吗？ - 听到你腿的消息很难过 - Yes? - I'm terribly sorry to hear about your leg.
天啊，脚还在 Jumping Jehoshaphat! It is there!
- 你以为我用什么站着？ - 我以为是木头假肢 - What did you think I was standing on? - I thought you had a wooden leg.
- 为什么要木头假肢？ - 他们说截了你的腿 - Why should I have a wooden leg? - They told me they cut off your left leg.
不可能，老朋友，我知道的 Can't have, old boy. I'd have known about it.
安静 Quiet!
（马在外面） (Horses outside)
- 叫辆马车，门房 - 好的，先生 - Call a cab, porter. - Yes, sir.
男仆 Boy.
- 一辆小马车，温顺的马 - 他知道的 - A hansom. Growlers barred. - He knows, sir.
我本可以小睡一会，今晚要去看戏 I could have done with a nap myself. I'm going to the theatre tonight.
- 在那里能睡觉吗？ - 被邀请去的，两位女士 - Can't you sleep there? - Invited. Two ladies.
- 我能去吗？ - 一个是妈妈 - Can I come? - One is the mother.
马车到了 Your cab, sir.
啊，剧院歌手，嗯？ Ah. The opera singers, eh?
难怪老百姓在抱怨军队 Hm. No wonder civilians are grumbling about the Army.
应该为自己感到羞耻 Ought to be ashamed of yourselves,
大喊大叫，就像该死的...该死的外国佬 yelling and screaming like some damned... damned foreigner.
很有趣 It's a nice state of things.
当年轻的军官像酒鬼一样，在公共场合转悠时 Officers and men losing their lives in South Africa,
其他官员们在南非浴血奋战 while young officers are roaring about public places like drunkards.
或许你喝醉了，嗯？ Perhaps you are drunk, hm?
- 是什么？ - 奖章，长官 - What's this? - The VC, sir.
- 在哪得的？ - 南非，乔丹赛汀 - Where did you get it? - South Africa. Jordaan Siding.
你是肯迪 You're Candy. "Sugar" Candy!
是的，长官 Yes, sir.
好样的，肯迪 Good show, Candy.
- 过奖了 - 赫普威尔，长官 - Thank you, sir. - Hopwell, sir.
- 赫普威尔？66军巴尼·赫普威尔的儿子？ - 是，长官 - Hopwell? Son of Barney Hopwell of the 66th? - Yes, sir.
- 你很喜爱音乐 - 不，长官 - You're very musical. - No, sir.
- 你也是 - 你是说蜜妮安吗？“我是泰坦妮娅”？ - And so are you. - You mean, Mignon, sir? "I Am Titania"?
- 你是什么？ - 泰坦妮娅 - You're what? - Titania.
我们和她在乔丹赛汀一起被禁唱了几个月 We were shut up with her for seven months near Jordaan Siding.
- 请再说一遍？ - 是一种唱腔 - I beg your pardon? - It's an aria, sir.
蜜妮安，我们砸了所有的唱片，就剩那一个了 Mignon. We had a phonograph and broke every record but that one. We know it by heart.
你们是去匹克迪里吗？我也去那里 Well, are you boys going to Piccadilly? That's where I'm going.
（老兵咳嗽） (Old soldier coughs)
- 我可以送你们一程吗？ - 不用了，长官，我们有马车 - Can I give you a lift? - No, thank you, sir. We've got a cab.
- 圣詹姆斯宫 - 好的，长官 - St James's Palace. - Right, sir.
希望你们假期愉快，你们应得的 I hope you two boys enjoy your leave. You've earned it.
谢谢，长官，小心关门 Thank you, sir. Mind the door, sir.
走了 Boy!
- 再来一部马车 - 老马贼 - Another hansom. - The old horse thief.
（喇叭） (Horn)
- 你开过吗？ - 开过，一路到埃普索姆 - Have you ever ridden in one? - Rather. All the way to Epsom.
- 有趣的路线，是吗？ - 一流 - Lovely lines, hasn't she? - Topping.
- 来个热土豆吗？ - 不，只是过来烤烤火 - A hot potato, sir? - No, no. We've just come over for a warm.
同样的毛毛雨，同样的雾和煤烟，苍老的伦敦 The same beastly drizzle. The same fog and soot. Good old London.
萨基，还记得给《时代杂志》做的访问吗？ Now, listen, Suggie. You remember that interview you gave The Times?
- 你不是看过吧？ - 我？没有 - You don't mean to say you read it? - Me? No.
但我有个侄女的女家庭教师，有个姐姐 But I have a niece who has a governess who has a sister.
- 真的？ - 从没见过，但她看过 - Pretty? - Never laid eyes on her, but she read it.
- 谁？ - 我侄女的家庭教师的姐姐，在柏林 - Who? - My niece's governess's sister. In Berlin.
她写信给她的妹妹，然后她妹妹给我侄女，侄女给我，我给你 She wrote to her sister over here who gave the letter to my niece to give to me to give to you.
我给谁呢？ Who do I give it to?
没有谁，给你的，在这里 Nobody. It's for you, and there it is.
- 为什么？ - 好了，看看吧，大猩猩 - Why? - Well, read it, you big ape.
你会发现的，很有趣 You'll find out. It's interesting.
关于我们的士兵杀害布尔人的谣言，正被这些讨厌的报纸广为流传
并受到了一些故意挑拨，德国和英国关系的要人的鼓励
其中有个叫考尼茨的人，他是个大话王、无赖
现在这个肯迪中尉，听起来是个极好的人，刚从南非回来
真希望他能来柏林亲自澄清事实！那要比一百个访问的作用还要大
亲爱的马撒，你认为赫普威尔先生会认识这个年轻的军官吗？
- 谢谢 - 接下去 - Thank you, sir. - Fire away.
我有个朋友 Well, sir, I have a friend...
很好，不是每个人都可以那样说，继续 Good. Not everyone can say that. Continue.
我这个朋友，有个侄女 This friend of mine, sir, has a niece.
长话短说，你这里说关于信的事情 Cut it short. You say here something about a letter.
第一，谁写的？第二，什么内容？ One: Who wrote it? Two: What's in it?
第三，作战办公室要为此做点什么？第四，再说，第五，出去 Three: What's the War Office got to do with it? Four: I'll tell you. Five: Out.
第一？ One?
一个女孩从柏林写来的，她在那里做家庭教师 A girl wrote it from Berlin, sir. Edith Hunter. She's a governess there.
目前是个不舒服的工作 Rather an uncomfortable billet just now.
正是，在德国，他们憎恨我们 That's just it. They hate us in Germany.
他们在全欧洲宣传 They're spreading propaganda all over Europe
说我们在南非屠杀妇女和儿童 that we're killing women and children in South Africa,
让他们挨饿，射杀母亲，烧死儿童 starving them in camps, shooting mothers, burning babies.
你不会相信他们所捏造的 You wouldnt believe what they've invented.
柯南·道尔也认为该为此做点什么 Conan Doyle thinks something ought to be done about it, too.
关于什么？这与信有什么关系？谁是柯南·道尔？ About what? And what's all this about a letter? And who's Conan Doyle?
作家，在斯特兰德大街写了《福尔摩斯》 The author chap. Writes the Sherlock Holmes stories in The Strand.
这个道尔写了《福尔摩斯》？是的，长官 - This Doyle writes the Sherlock Holmes stories? - Yes, sir.
- 柯南·道尔 - 从没听过，但自从91年6月开始 - Conan Doyle. - Never heard of him, but I've read
我就看过《福尔摩斯》的每个故事 every Holmes story since they started in July '91.
- 读《巴斯克维尔的猎犬》吗？ - 最后一期 - Reading The Hound Of The Baskervilles? - That last instalment.
对老沃森的一点打击 A bit of a facer for poor old Watson, sir.
“美妙的夜晚，我亲爱的沃森 "Lovely evening, my dear Watson.
我认为，你在外面比里面会更舒服” I really think you'll be more comfortable outside than in."
讽刺的魔鬼，我曾经有个像他一样的指挥官 Sarcastic devil, that fellow Holmes. I once had a CO just like him.
他一定比作者更了不起 He must be a rather good fellow as authors go.
他正在收集有关我们在南非，与德国人宣传斗争的资料 He is collecting material about our campaign in South Africa to counter German propaganda.
《时代杂志》刊登了与我七星期前的一次访问 The Times printed an interview with me about seven weeks ago.
不好，该与报纸划清界限 Bad. A good rule to keep out of the newspapers.
尽管如此，《时代杂志》还是有点不同 Still, The Times is a bit different.
我猜是 Yes, I suppose so.
在访问中，我提到了叫乔丹赛汀的地方 In this interview, I mentioned a place called Jordaan Siding.
我在那里呆了七个月 I was there for seven months.
记者写到最可怕的故事，是一个叫考尼兹的家伙散布的 This girl writes that the worst stories of all are being put about by a fellow called Kaunitz,
他说他亲眼看到 who says he saw with his own eyes
英国兵为了节省食物，在乔丹赛汀杀了250个妇女和儿童 British soldiers kill 250 women and children at Jordaan Siding in order to save feeding them.
- 你认识这个考尼兹吗？ - 当然，他是最可恶的小老鼠 - Do you know this fellow...Kaunitz? - Of course, sir. He's the most awful little rat.
他在刺探我们和布尔人 He was spying for us and the Boers.
他在南非无立足之地，走了 He made South Africa too hot for himself and skipped.
- 双方如有可能都会杀了他的 - 你要我做什么？ - Both sides would have shot him, if they could. - What do you want me to do?
我的假期不到四周，何不去柏林解决了这家伙？ My leave isn't up for four weeks. Why shouldn't l go to Berlin and confront this rat?
好了 My dear boy.
首先，这不妥当，这不是军队的事，是大使馆的事 First of all, it's not done. This isn't Army business, it's Embassy.
把政治留给政客 Leave politics to the politicians.
你去处理前线的事务，不像个外交官 You wouldn't like a diplomat to come charging into the front line.
- 我会好好招待他的 - 幼稚的废话 - It might do him a lot of good, sir. - Juvenile nonsense.
对不起，长官 Sorry, sir.
你被送回国休养，你的国家需要你 You were sent home in order to recuperate. Your country needs you.
- 你打高尔夫球吗？ - 打 - Do you play golf? - Yes, sir.
- 你排几点？ - 大概十点 - What's your form? - About ten, sir.
- 愿意比赛吗？- 对不起，长官 - Care for a game? - Sorry, sir.
吉尔萍夫人约我去莱斯特郡 I'm invited by Lady Gilpin to Leicestershire.
过得开心点 Enjoyyourself.
普朗莱少校 MI. Major Plumley.
- 这个作家小子 - 作家小子？ - This author chap... - Author chap, sir?
写《巴斯克维尔的猎犬》的人 Fellow that wrote Hound Of The Baskervilles.
- 柯南·道尔？ - 是的 - Conan Doyle? - Yes.
你没有问他 You didn't happen to ask him
- 下一集会发生什么事？ - 等等 - What happens in the next instalment? - Just a moment.
有的，有另一个凶杀案 Yes, sir. There's another murder.
- 不是从男爵？ - 不是，从男爵很安全 - Not the baronet? - No, sir. The baronet's safe.
很好，很好，我很高兴 Good. Good. I'm glad.
- 暖和的一月 - 冷死了 - Warm for January. - Damn cold, I call it.
照我的话做，你得到了个不错的奖章，现在安静一会儿 Take my tip, my boy. You've got a damn good VC, now keep quiet for a bit, hm?
（赫普威尔吹口哨：“我是泰坦妮娅”） (Hopwell whistles "I Am Titania")
他说什么了？ Well, what did he say?
今晚还去剧院吗？ Do you still want to go to the theatre tonight?
- 我问你时，你告诉我 - 别管我说什么了 - You told me when I asked you... - Never mind what I said.
陛下剧院，最后的花花公子 Her Majesty's Theatre. The Last Of The Dandies.
向吉尔萍夫人和西比尔自我介绍 Introduce yourself to Lady Gilpin and Sybil.
就说我去执行秘密任务了，神秘点 Say I've gone on some secret mission. Make me mysterious.
女孩很可爱，妈妈很可怕 Girl's pretty. Mother's a gorgon.
- 你执行秘密任务吗？ - 是，去柏林 - Are you going on a secret mission? - Yes, to Berlin.
- 他派你去吗？ - 对他也是秘密 - He send you? - It's a secret from him, too.
- 早上好，那些花你送的吗？ - 是的 - Morning. You send those flowers? - Yes, sir.
哦，有张你的明信片 Oh, there's a postcard for you, sir.
来自肯迪先生，老孩子到了 It's from Mr Candy. So, the old boy got there.
- 肯迪先生怎样？ - 自己看 - How is Mr Candy, sir? - Read it yourself.
亲爱的沃森，凯撒和甫酒店的情况怎么样？ - - 夏洛克
（德语） Das ist die Dame im kleinen Salon.
肯迪先生？ Mr Candy?
- 亨特小姐？ - 是的 - Miss Hunter? - Yes.
谢谢你的电报，太意外了，想不到你在柏林 Thank you for your telegram. It was a great surprise. I had no idea you were in Berlin.
我也是，昨天刚到 Nor had I until now. I only arrived yesterday.
你是专程为了我的信而来的吗？ Can you possibly mean that you've come here solely on account of my letter?
- 很自然 - 哦 - Well, naturally. - Oh.
- 不介意吧？ - 不，当然不 - You don't mind, do you? - No, no, of course not.
我们坐下好吗？ Well...shall we sit down?
- 旅途愉快吗？ - 非常好，很抱歉带你出来 - Did you have a good journey? - Excellent. I'm sorry to bring you out.
- 本来打算打电话给你的 - 我换地址了 - I was about to call on you. - I've changed my address.
我的情况变得很严峻，必须得搬 My position became intolerable. I've had to leave.
英国人在柏林不很受欢迎 English people are not very popular in Berlin.
因为你是英国人而失去了工作？还能找到工作吗？ You've lost your job because you're English? Can you get another job?
或者几个月后，不是现在 Perhaps in a few months' time. Not now.
- 现在你做些什么？ - 回去 - What will you do now? - Go back.
- 回英国？ - 是的，恐怕是的 - To England? - Yes, I'm afraid so.
振作点，英国并不总是那么差 Cheer up. England isn't as bad as all that, you know.
那就是我们俩要证明的，不是吗，肯迪先生？ That is what we both want to prove, isn't it, Mr Candy?
是的，亨特小姐 Yes, Miss Hunter.
我们怎么开始？ How shall we begin?
- 你知道考尼茨长什么样吗？ - 不知道，从没见过 - Do you know what Kaunitz looks like? - No, I've never seen him.
我知道有间咖啡厅，他在那举办“固定餐桌”...一张预留给他的桌子 #“固定餐桌”是一种德国的社交活动# I know a cafe where he holds his Stammtisch - a table regularly reserved for him...
- 你认识他的朋友吗？ - 有一个，是学生 - Do you know any of his friends, Miss Hunter? - Yes, one. A student.
我前雇主的弟弟，他是个布绅沙伏特 The brother of my...ex-employer. He is a Burschenschafter.
你知道什么是布绅沙伏特吗？ You know what Burschenshafts are?
- 不知道 - 有政治原则的学生团体 - No, Miss Hunter. - Groups of students with political principles.
他们以喝啤酒和决斗维护自己 They assert them by drinking beer and fighting duels.
- 我相信决斗在这里很流行 - 哦，是的 - Duelling is very popular here, I believe. - Oh, yes.
有伤痕累累的儿子是骄傲的，反之亦然 It's a proud father that has a scarred son, and vice versa.
德国女孩发现伤痕很吸引人 German girls find scars very attractive.
最近出版了一本关于德国侨民的书，其中指出 A book was recently published on the German colonies, in which it was specifically stated
有决斗伤痕的一个优势是 that one advantage of possessing duelling scars
当地非洲人更尊重他们 was that native Africans look with more respect upon white men who bear them.
我感觉像斯坦利和利文斯敦 I feel like Stanley and Livingstone!
- 当然不是两者吧，肯迪先生？ - 不是 - Surely not both, Mr Candy? - No.
- 利文斯敦小姐和传教士 - 利文斯敦是传教士 - Miss Livingstone and the missionary. - Livingstone was the missionary.
哦，对，当然，他是 Oh, yes, of course. So he was.
关于咖啡厅，今晚能带我吗？ Well, about this cafe, can you take me there this evening?
- 要我陪你吗？ - 是的 - Do you wish me to accompany you? - Yes.
- 很好 - 你太好了 - Very well. - It's awfully nice of you.
没有你，我肯定，绝对会迷路的 I should obviously be absolutely lost without you.
肯迪先生，你是利文斯敦，我认为 Then, Mr Candy, you are Livingstone, I presume?
（康康） Cancan
（音乐停） (Music ends)
肯迪先生？ Mr Candy?
（谈话笑声） (Chatter and laughter)
93？哦，刚才是愤怒之歌 93? Oh, it's a song all the rage just now. "Die Muhle Ging Rund Und Rund".
“磨坊转啊转”，肯迪先生 "The Mill Went Round And Round", Mr Candy.
（乐队演奏一曲华尔兹） Band plays a waltz
亨特小姐，恐怕我是以虚伪借口来这见你 Miss Hunter, I'm afraid I've met you here under false pretences.
真的？为什么 Indeed? Why?
政治复杂性 There are political complications.
威尔士王子正来柏林，他应邀参加皇帝的生日宴会 The Prince of Wales is coming to Berlin. He's invited to the Kaiser's birthday party.
- 一个善意的来访 - 我知道，报纸上有 - A goodwill visit and all that sort of thing. - I know. It was in the papers.
亨特小姐，我认识我们大使馆的一个人，我们曾一起上学 You see, Miss Hunter, I know a chap at our Embassy here. We were at school together.
他的名字是菲茨罗伊，我们以前叫他娃娃脸 His name's Fitzroy. Only, we used to call him "Baby-Face".
威尔士王子和你的娃娃脸有什么联系？ But how are the Prince of Wales and your friend "Baby-Face" connected?
你知道 Well, you see...
知道我要来，他几乎大为烦恼 ..he nearly had a fit when he knew why I'd come.
我指娃娃脸 Baby-Face, I mean.
他拉我进去见二等秘书，他也大为烦恼 He lugged me in to see the Second Secretary and he nearly had a fit too.
可能的丑闻 The possible scandal, you know.
你想暗示点什么吗，肯迪先生？ Are you coming to a point, Mr Candy?
是的，就是我得答应不做任何事 Yes, the point is that I had to promise to do nothing.
我也去为你担保 And I went bail for you, too.
哦 Oh.
显然，这是为了谨慎外交 Apparently, it's a matter for careful... careful diplomacy.
你能明白他们的意思 You can see what they mean.
当然 Yes, of course.
我对政治一窍不通，我也为不受欢迎大伤脑筋 I know nothing about politics. I rather stuck my head in where I wasn't wanted.
- 我可能会惹上最糟糕的麻烦 - 麻烦，肯迪先生？ - I could get into the most awful trouble. - Trouble, Mr Candy?
我是个军人，你知道的 Well, I'm a soldier. You know that.
早上我认为你是军人，还是你午饭后加入了军队 I thought you were a soldier this morning. Or have you joined the Army since luncheon?
这是冯勒巫曼，这是赫夫曼 Meet Meister von Reumann. Meet Meister Hoffmann.
- 我的同学们 - 先生 - Meine Kommilitonen. - Meine Herren.
- 桌子坐满了 - 谁的桌子？ - The table's filling up. - Whose table?
不记得“固定餐桌”了吗？考尼茨要坐的地方 Don't you remember the Stammtisch? It's where Kaunitz will sit.
一个女孩对政治如此感兴趣，有点令人惊愕 You know, it's a bit staggering to see a girl take such an interest in politics.
- 政治？ - 你还能怎么称呼？ - Politics? - Well, what else can you call it?
德国宣传反对英国，对立的宣传 German propaganda against England. Counter-propaganda.
那不就是政治吗？ That's politics, isn't it?
对于我不是，对于很多人都不是 Not for me, nor for a great many people.
肯迪先生，柏林的大使馆，向伦敦的外交办公室汇报 You see, Mr Candy, when our Embassy in Berlin reports to the Foreign Office in London
“德国人对于布尔人问题的态度有轻微变化” that "a slight change of attitude is visible in the German nationals towards the Boer question",
我失去了立场，正在回到家庭的怀抱 I have to report home that I have lost my position and am returning to the bosom of my family.
我想他们对此会很不高兴 I suppose they'd be rather sick about it.
- 他们会张开双臂欢迎我 - 我也不责怪他们 - They will welcome me with open arms. - I don't blame them, either.
我家反对我来柏林 No, you see, my family were opposed to my coming to Berlin.
- 他们说属于年轻女孩的地方是家里 - 没错 - They said the place for a young girl is home. - Quite so.
- 为什么？ - 什么意思？ - Why? - What do you mean, why?
你怎么知道年轻女孩该属于什么地方，你是女孩吗？ How do you know what is the best place for a young girl? Are you a girl?
- 你有女儿吗？ - 我说 - Have you any daughters? - I say!
你们男人打仗时，我们女人在思考 While you men have been fighting, we women have been thinking.
想想自己，女人有什么工作可做？ Think for yourself, Mr Candy. What careers are there open to a woman?
- 她可以结婚 - 我想说 - She can get married. - I was just going to say...
假设她不想结婚？她可以做个家庭教师 Supposing she doesn't want to get married? She can go and be a governess.
但一个家庭教师知道什么呢，肯迪先生？没有，我保证 But what does a governess know, Mr Candy? Nothing, I assure you.
那她又可以教给孩子什么呢？ Then what can she teach the children in her charge?
很少，除了良好的礼仪，如果她自己有 Very little, except good manners, if she herself has good manners.
- 良好的礼仪很重要 - 你在南非学的吗？ - Good manners are important. - Did you learn that in South Africa?
我哥哥说良好礼仪的代价是马赫斯方丹，斯托姆贝格，科伦索 #指布尔战争中，英军在三地的惨败 My brothers told me that good manners cost us Magerfontein, Stormberg and Colenso.
六千人战死，二万人受伤 6,000 men killed and 20,000 wounded
两年战争 and two years of war,
如果有点常识和不好的习俗，就不会有战争 when with a little common sense and bad manners, there would have been no war at all.
（华尔兹结束） (Waltz ends)
（鼓掌） (Applause)
我不懂的是，你为什么要教德国小孩子礼仪？ The one thing I don't understand is why you should have to teach German children manners.
- 有足够的英语... - 如果你保证不笑，我就告诉你 - There are plenty of English... - I'll tell you, if you promise not to laugh.
- 我保证不笑 - 我唯一的资产就是熟练掌握英语 - I promise. - My only asset is a fluent command of English.
哦 Hear, hear!
在英国教授英语就像运煤去纽卡斯尔，工资很差 To teach English in England is to carry coals to Newcastle, and it's ill-paid.
我决定留在德国，我的英语更值钱 I decided to obtain a post in Germany, where my English would command a premium,
而且，学好了德语，回到英国... and, having learnt German, to return to England...
嗯，我会很值钱！ Well, I'll be sugared!
- 那是他吗？ - 是他，那只臭鼬 - That is he? - It's him, all right, the little skunk.
- 我们该走了吗？ - 走？ - Well, shall we go? - Go?
对，我想是 Oh, yes, I suppose so.
历史会记住，这场从霍亨索伦咖啡厅的大撤退 History will remember this as the great retreat from the Cafe Hohenzollern.
等等 Just a second, please.
这里，你能让乐队演奏141吗？ Here we are. Can you get the orchestra to play 141?
当然可以,叫个服务生来 Why, yes, of course. Call a waiter.
服务生 Herr Ober!
- 这是蜜妮安，我是泰坦妮娅，你真的喜欢？ - 等会再解释 - It's Mignon, "I Am Titania". Do you really like it? - I'll explain later.
服务生 Herr Ober!
- 能演奏141吗？ - 可以 - Kann die Kapelle 141spielen? - Aber naturlich.
（下面笑声） (Laughter below)
（德语） Herr Kapellmeister,
（德语） der Tisch dadruben wunscht die Mignon.
（德语） Die Dame mit dem Hut.
考尼茨是我们的犯人 Kaunitz was a prisoner in our blockhouse.
这是我们唯一的记录 This was the only record we had on our phonograph.
我想看看他是否记得 I want to see if he remembers it.
（德语） Also, Kaunitz, erzahlen Sie mal.
（德语） Also, meine Herren, die kleinen Englander...
（音乐） * I Am Titania
碰到他的痛处了 Touched him on the raw, all right.
（德语） Diese Musik kann ich nicht leiden.
（德语） Wieder diese Musik!
（德语） Herr Ober!
他在叫服务生 He's calling the waiter.
（德语） Herr Ober!
（德语） Sie sollen aufhoren, diese Mignon zu spielen.
- 他要贿赂乐团吗？ - 不是用金钱，是啤酒 - Is he trying to bribe the orchestra? - Not with money. Beer.
（德语） - Bier fur das Orchester. - Jawohl!
（德语） Herr Kapellmeister, bitte, bitte.
（德语） Horen Sie auf, diese Mignon zu spielen.
（德语） - Warum das? - Die Unteren.
（德语） Die wunschen es nicht zu horen. Es geht den auf die Nerven.
考尼茨的第一回合 Round one to Kaunitz.
（德语） Prost, meine Herren. Prost!
（德语） Prost!
援军到了 Reinforcements are coming.
（德语） Herr Kapellmeister, Bier fur das Orchester.
（德语） Das ist grobartig.
（德语） Bier.
（德语） Von dem Tisch dadruben.
（音乐） * I Am Titania
（德语） - Herr Ober! - Jawohl, Herr Kaunitz?
（德语） - lch habe alle bestochen! - lch habe es also getan. Fur die da oben.
（德语） - Darum hat ein Herr die Mignon gewunscht. - Er hat eine verdammte Frechheit.
他上来了 He's coming up.
- 我们走吧，肯迪先生 - 等会儿 - Let us go, Mr Candy. - A bit late now.
- 希望他没有看到你 - 我希望他有 - I hope he doesn't see you. - I hope he does.
你好，考尼茨 Hello, Kaunitz.
（德语） Das ist ja eine schone Uberraschung, Herr Candy.
- 行了，考尼茨，你说英语的 - 是的 - Come on, Kaunitz. You speak English. - I do.
但我更喜欢德语 But I prefer German.
（德语） Meine Damen und Herren!
- 停下来，我和一位女士在一起 - 你该早就想到的 - Stop it, Kaunitz. I'm with a lady. - You should have thought of that earlier.
（德语） 不要，考尼茨 - Erlauben Sie mir... - Stop it, Kaunitz.
- 放开你的... - 好了，别失态 - Take off your... - Come on. Be a good lad.
（德语） Kameraden!
回到你的桌子去 Get back to your table.
（观众叹气） (Onlookers gasp)
（德语） Dafur werden Sie Rechenschaft geben.
（德语） - Sie Flegel, Sie! - Hilf mir, Hans.
（德语） Herr Kapellmeister, spielen Sie. Spielen Sie einen Walzer.
- 请告诉他都是他的错，他挑起的 - 英格兰人 - Please tell him that it's all his fault. He started it. - Englander!
（德语） Bitte, meine Herren, kein Skandal. Nehmen Sie lhre Platze.
（德语） Eine Schande! Sie dulden englische Schweine in ihrem Lokal.
（德语） - Wir haben gar nichts gemacht. - lhnen haben wir nichts zu tun!
礼貌 Manners!
我说英语，你有大麻烦了 Ich spreche Englisch. You will get into great trouble.
你现在不是在英国 You are not now in England.
- 你看到了，是他挑衅我的 - 他说什么？ - You saw very well that he asked for it. - Was sagt er?
考尼茨先生是我们的朋友 Herr Kaunitz is a friend of ours. You will satisfaction give.
别大叫了，你不明白 Please stop shouting. You don't understand.
这位先生和考尼茨先生是老朋友 This gentleman and Herr Kaunitz are old friends.
（德语） Was sagt sie? - Sie sagt, Kaunitz und ich sind alte Freunde!
说他是我的老朋友，有点扯远了 It's going a bit far to call that skunk a friend of mine.
（德语） Herr Kaunitz is a member of der Alldeutsche Verband!
你们应该感到羞耻 The Alldeutsche Verband ought to be ashamed of itself.
（德语） Was sagt er?
（德语） Er sagt, der Alldeutsche Verband soll was schamt.
（人群喧闹） (Crowd gasps)
（德语） Mein Herr, officers of the lmperial German Army are members of das Alldeutsche Verband.
然后是皇家德国军队的军官 Then the officers of the lmperial German Army
也应该为自己感到羞耻 ought to be ashamed of themselves, too.
（德语） Meine Damen und Herren,
（德语） er hat gesagt, die Offiziere der Armee des Kaisers sollen sich schamen.
（人群喧闹） (Crowd gasps)
（德语） Ein Augenblick, bitte.
（德语） Bitte sehr.
（德语） - Von Ritter. Von Schonborn. - Er, Fitzroy.
（德语） Guten Tag.
（德语） - Konnen wir mit lhnen Deutsch sprechen? - Naturlich. Was wunschen Sie?
在英国境内，我们不应该讲英语吗？ Being on British territory, shouldn't we speak in English?
对，我能帮到你什么？ Righto. How can I help you gentlemen?
- 不坐下吗？ - 谢谢 - Won't you sit down? - Thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
我需要有关你们在柏林的一个同胞的资料 We wish some information about a compatriot of yours in Berlin, a certain Mr Candy.
- 克莱夫·肯迪？ - 是，克莱夫·肯迪 - Clive Candy? - Yes, Clive Candy.
你找对人了，我们曾一起在哈罗呆过 You've come to the right man. We were at Harrow together.
战争后失去了联系，他是军人 We've lost touch a bit since the war. He's Army, you know.
- 英军军官？ - 刚从南非回来 - An officer of the British Army? - Just returned from South Africa.
哦，真是好消息 Oh, this is excellent news.
（德语） - Ein Offizier. - Grobartig!
你解决了我们的大疑惑 You have relieved us from great doubts.
我们担心他不能赔偿 We were worried he might not be able to give satisfaction.
赔偿？ Satisfaction?
一个皇家德国军队的军官是不能 An officer of the lmperial German Army cannot demand satisfaction from an opponent
向不同职位，不同荣誉的对手索赔的 who is not his equal in position and honour.
既然这个克莱夫是个军官 Since this Clive Candy is an officer,
- 他将接受挑战 - 什么挑战？ - he can be challenged. - Challenged to what?
- 决斗 - 决斗？ - To a duel, Mr Fitzroy. - Duel?!
快去凯撒和甫酒店，带克莱夫·肯迪来这里 Hurry to the Kaiserhof. Bring Mr Clive Candy here at once.
找不到他别回来 Don't come back without him.
我叫你快点，别吵，马上去 I told you to hurry, Venning! Don't argue. Go at once!
肯迪先生侮辱了整个德国军队 Mr Candy has insulted the whole of the German Army.
我没有，我只是说，如果他们是和考尼茨一伙的 I didn't, sir. I only said if the officers belonged to the Alldeutscher Verband with Kaunitz...
那德国军队就应该感到羞耻，你就是这么说的 then the German Army ought to be ashamed of itself. That's what you said.
- 82枪骑士的军官想挑战你 - 肯迪先生都跟我说了 - 82 Ulan officers want to challenge you. - Mr Candy's told me the whole story.
你提到的女孩是否可信？ By the way, that girl you mentioned, is she trustworthy?
哦，毫无疑问，长官 Oh, undoubtedly, sir.
肯迪不用和整个军团打吧？ It's not suggested Mr Candy should fight the whole officer corps?
他们抽签决定谁与这位先生决斗 They're drawing lots to decide who is to fight this gentleman...who has not insulted anybody.
你有什么建议吗？上校 Have you any suggestions, Colonel?
军事上说，肯迪没有选择 Militarily speaking, Mr Candy has no option.
如果不能决斗，就得滚蛋 If he cannot fight a duel, he must run away.
政治上说，此举损失惨重，肯迪先生必须应战 Politically speaking, such an action would be disastrous. Mr Candy must fight.
等等，你们没有考虑肯迪先生 One moment. Surely you're leaving Mr Candy out of your calculations.
- 如果必要，那我应战 - 好的，我知道 - I'll fight if necessary, sir. - Yes, my dear boy. I know that.
- 你最好回酒店呆着 - 是 - You'd better go to your hotel and stay there. - Yes, sir.
你可不可以联系上，呃... Could you get in touch with Miss er...
亨特小姐？我想可以 Miss Hunter, sir? I believe I could.
让她说，你来柏林的目的是看她 Tell her to give the impression that your reasons for coming to Berlin were to see her.
- 你与她相爱什么的 - 但我不是 - You're in love with her or something of the sort. - But I'm not.
肯迪先生，你惹的麻烦已经够多了，照做吧 Mr Candy, you've caused enough trouble already. Do what I ask.
同时，我们会商议怎样帮你解决问题 Meanwhile, I and these gentlemen will discuss the best way to get you out of this.
还有我们 And us.
好的，你是 Well, you are a...
能给我个法典吗？ May I have the Codex?
谢谢 Thank you.
这就是我们著名的棕色法典，古德黑德上校 This is our famous Brown Codex, Colonel Goodhead.
所有决斗，都得遵守的法则 The code of honour observed by all duellists.
我想你对它并不熟悉 We thought you might not be familiar with it.
谢谢，我会认真看的 Thank you. I shall study it with attention.
我可以提供给决斗双方 We have permission to offer for the site of the duel
我们团营里的体育馆 the gymnasium at the barracks of our regiment.
同意 We agree.
现在该宣布，出战肯迪中尉的人选了 We are now in the position to announce who will fight Lieutenant Candy.
西奥多·克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫中尉 Oberleutnant Theodor Kretschmar-Schuldorff.
- 我能了解一下吗？ - 可以 - May I make a note of that? - With pleasure.
- 他的卡片 - 谢谢 - His card. - Thank you.
你们有没有关于决斗裁判人选的建议？ Have you any suggestions regarding choice of leader for the duel?
我建议驻瑞典武官 We suggest the military attache to the Swedish legation.
非常好 Ausgezeichnet.
我们同意，他的名字是？ We agree. His name is...?
- 鲍格上校 - 鲍格上校 - Colonel Borg. - Colonel Borg.
至于马刀，我们当然要提供很多选择 Regarding sabres, we shall, of course, supply a number to choose from.
- 同样得有号码 - 当然，上校 - We shall supply a number, as well. - Certainly, Colonel.
马刀要经过仔细检查 The choice of sabres will be determined by lot.
当然，马刀不能超过六百克 You know, of course, that sabres must not exceed the maximum weight of 60 decagrams?
- 六百克 - 我们要记住这点 - 60 decagrams. - We shall make a note of it.
- 各自带自己的医生 - 同意 - Bring your own doctor. We shall bring ours. - We agree.
你们喜欢不穿上衣，还是穿上衣？ Do you prefer to strip the upper parts of the bodies of the combatants,
- 穿衬衣？ - 衬衣 - or do you prefer shirtsleeves? - Shirtsleeves.
133段说，“决斗前几小时 I see here that paragraph 133 says, "A few hours previous to the duel
建议先洗个澡” it is advisable to take a bath."
只是主角，不是其他人！ Only the principals, not the seconds!
两个从没见过面的人准备决斗，很奇怪 It's very strange to be preparing a duel between two people who've never even seen each other.
有时候是这样的 It happens sometimes.
结婚有时候也是这样，对吧？ Marriages also, you know?
你的人打过决斗吗？ Has your man ever fought a duel?
没有，你呢？ No. Has yours?
仅仅在我们之间，西奥不完全同意决斗 Strictly between ourselves, Theo doesn't really approve of duels.
那么，先生们 Then, gentlemen,
这次决斗真的有必要吗？ is this fight really necessary?
军人一生中经常要不顾自己感受 Sir, there are moments in a soldier's life when his personal feelings do not count.
克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫中尉清楚他的使命所在 Oberleutnant Kretschmar-Schuldorff knows his duties very well.
- 关于时间，我们没有一致意见 - 早上七点同意吗？ - We have not agreed upon the time. - Will seven in the morning be agreeable to you?
- 早点结束 - 同意 - Get it over early. - I agree.
- 七点钟 - 建议提前半小时到 - Seven o'clock. - lt'd be advisable to meet half an hour earlier.
六点半，在第二骑士团营的体育馆 At 6:30am in the gymnasium of the barracks of the 2nd Ulans.
哈，我们的人来了 Ah, here comes our man.
- 早上好，睡得好吗？ - 很好 - Morning. Slept well? - Very.
- 我找他时，他还在睡觉 - 他们忘了叫醒我 - He was still sleeping when I called. - They forgot to wake me.
- 你的胆量不错 - 科罗斯医生，肯迪先生 - Your nerves are all right. - Dr Crowther. Mr Candy.
- 你好 - 你好 - How do you do? - How do you do? Oh.
为什么不准我吃早餐？ Why wasn't I allowed any breakfast?
- 因为规则上说没有 - 应该有 - Because the book says not. - It would.
啊，可以 Ah, you'll do.
- 要这个吗？ - 我想你看过了 - Do you want this? - I hope you've read it.
亨特小姐看过了，她说这是个大笑话 Miss Hunter read it. She says it's a joke, good enough for Punch.
- 西奥·克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫先生在哪？ - 还没露面 - Where is Theo Kretschmar-Schuldorff? - He hasn't shown up yet.
你的发音很好 I congratulate you on your pronunciation.
我很用心学，如果我的孙子们问： I learnt it by heart, so when my grandchildren say,
“爷爷，你曾经割掉谁的耳朵吗？” "Grandpa, have you ever cut anybody's ear off? "
我就可以说，“有，西奥·克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫” I shall be able to say, "Yes, Theo Kretschmar-Schuldorrfs."
那样的名字想像不出来的 Nobody could invent a name like that.
你好，是谁？ Hello, who's this?
鲍格上校，驻瑞典武官，由他裁决这场决斗 Colonel Borg, the Swedish military attache. He's going to lead the combat.
鲍格上校，肯迪先生 Colonel Borg. Mr Candy.
当然，我必须用德语表达 I must, of course, use German expressions.
“罗斯”是开始，“黑特”是停，能记住吗？ I shall say "los" for starting and "halt" for stop. Can you memorise these two words?
尽力，开始时，我肯定知道你在说“开始” I'll try. At the beginning, I'll be sure you mean "start".
决斗中，你不会又说“开始”的 During the combat, you're not likely to say "start" again.
是这样的 That is true.
失陪 Excuse me.
七点钟，西奥·克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫会失去他的出场费，如果他... Seven o'clock. Theo Kretschmar-Schuldorff will forfeit his entrance fee if he doesn't...
希望我有带制服来 I wish I'd brought my uniform.
- 马刀怎么样？ - 我不知道，我只知道抓哪一头 - How are you with a sabre? - Oh, I don't know. I know which end to hold.
- 这些已经轻多了 - 希望我的很轻 - We drew lots for them. - I hope mine's a nice light one.
所有的马刀一样重 All sabres weigh the same.
助手，请？ Seconds, please?
对不起，能解开衬衫吗？ Excuse me, please, would you undo your shirt?
谢谢 Thank you.
行了 Right.
你要卷起袖子还是撕了？ Do you want to roll up your sleeve or will you rip it off?
- 怎样更好？ - 我不能给建议 - What's better? - I am not permitted to give advice.
- 我还是撕了吧 - 那当然更好 - I think I'll rip it. - It is definitely better.
医生，你的剪刀 Doctor, your scissors, please.
他在这要找什么？ What did he hope to find in there?
保护绷带 Protective bandages.
祝你好运，哥们儿 Good luck, my boy.
现在你自己跟我来 Now, you alone will come with me, please.
你最好用松香擦擦你的脚 You'd better rub your feet in the rosin.
（德语） Ich werde jetzt das Protokol vorlesen.
我现在读协议 I shall read now the protocol.
（德语） Sie durfen den Kampf erst auf das Kommando "los" beginnen.
你必须听到“罗斯”才开始 You will start only at the command "los".
（德语） Sie mussen den Kampf auf das Kommando "halt" unterbrechen,
（德语） wer es auch immer gibt.
只要有人说“黑特”，你就得停 You must stop the combat ifyou hear the command 'halt', whoever may say it.
（德语） Sobald Sie sich verwundet fuhlen, haben Sie den Kampf sofort einzustellen
（德语） und durch Zuruckspringen die Distanz einzunehmen,
（德语） auch wenn nicht 'halt' kommandiert wird.
即使没有被要求“黑特”，如果觉得受伤了 If you feel to be wounded, you must stop the combat, and by leaping back,
你必须跳开，停止搏斗，并回到开始时的距离 you must regain position at the original distance, even if no 'halt' has been commanded.
（德语） Es ist verboten, die Waffe des Gegners mit der bloben Hand zu ergreifen.
徒手夺取对手的武器是禁止的 It is forbidden to seize the weapon of the opponent with the bare hand.
（德语） Sekundanten, bitte.
各就各位 Die Stellungen nehmen. Into fighting position, please.
（德语） Fertig?
准备好了吗？ Ready?
“罗斯”！ Los!
- 他们肯定已经开始了 - 不得而知 - They must have started by now. - You never know.
我听说过一个家伙紧张的错乱了 I heard of one chap whose nerve broke. Absolutely went all to pieces.
- 可怜的家伙 - 他紧张的抬不起手来 - Poor fellow. - He was in such a funk, he couldn't lift his arm.
助手想帮他，但他们一松手，又掉下来了 The seconds tried to lift it for him, but as soon as they let go, it dropped like a railroad signal. Rum!
我希望我们的人不要被杀了，否则会臭名远扬的 I say, I hope our chap doesn't get killed. It'll create an awful stink if he does.
你是我见过的，最可憎的人 I think you are the most odious man I have ever met.
如果他出什么事了，我会炸了你们的大使馆 If anything does happen to him, I'll blow up your Embassy.
- 你是个妇女参政权论者吗？ - 别介意，如果肯迪先生出了什么事 - I say. Are you a suffragette? - Never mind. If anything happens to Mr Candy...
你是说萨基，我是说德国佬 Oh, you mean Suggie. I was talking about the German fellow.
萨基不会有事的，他两年前赢了击剑冠军 Nothing could possibly happen to Suggie. He won the fencing shield.
- 你知道吗？ - 哦，你看 - two years running. Do you know... - Oh, look!
（德语） Sie brauchen sich auf keine Weise zu beunruhigen. Wir werden alles Notige tun.
（德语） Vielen Dank.
（德语） Naturlich wird der Patient nicht vor sechs Uhr aufstehen konnen.
- 下午好，亨特小姐 - 下午好 - Afternoon, Miss Hunter. - Good afternoon.
- 你可以进去了 - 他怎么样了？ - You can go in now. - How is he?
医生说六到八个星期，身体极好 The doctors say six to eight weeks, not longer. Fit as a fiddle.
- 太高兴了 - 你可以留在这里 - I'm so glad. - They've given permission for you to stay here.
我不要留在德国，古德黑德上校 I'm not staying in Germany, Colonel Goodhead.
我明天回去，我早就打电报给我父亲了 I go back tomorrow. I've already telegraphed my father.
- 你告诉她了吗？ - 没有 - Haven't you told her? - No.
亨特小姐，你得明智点 Now, Miss Hunter, you must be sensible.
很幸运，一切顺利 We're very fortunate that everything has gone off so well.
- 你不会破坏一切的 - 破坏一切？ - You wouldn't want to spoil everything. - Spoil everything?
决斗是因你而起 The duel was generally supposed to be about you.
如果你此时把他独自留在病房里，人们会怎么说？ What would people say if you left him now, wounded and alone in a nursing home?
你应该明白这些，不然你来这里干嘛？ Naturally, I thought you understood all this, otherwise why have you come here?
- 与肯迪先生说再见 - 进去吧，亨特小姐 - To say goodbye to Mr Candy. - Go in now, Miss Hunter.
别为账单烦恼，要把它们送到大使馆去 Don't bother about the bills. They have orders to send those to the Embassy.
- 下午好 - 下午好 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon.
下午好，亨特小姐 Good afternoon, Miss Hunter.
喔 Well.
（德语） Bitte?
（德语） Guten Tag.
下午好，亨特小姐，你是亨特小姐吗？ Good afternoon, Miss Hunter. You are Miss Hunter, are you not?
我是厄娜·康尼格，我英语说得很好 My name is Erna Konig, and I speak excellent English.
- 那太好了，他怎么样了？ - 他不能听，也不能说 - Oh, that's splendid. How is he? - He can neither hear nor speak.
拆绷带前一两天，他会很辛苦的 It will be very difficult for a day or two until we take the bandages off.
他被割伤了上嘴唇，差不多被割断了 He has a fine cut. His upper lip is very nearly severed.
几乎有十厘米长，小刀没那么厉害 It is really almost 10cm in length. A knife could not have done it better.
他很痛吗？ Is he in great pain?
当然，很幸运，伤口里没有碎玻璃 Oh, but certainly. He is a very lucky man not to have glass splinters in the wound.
- 玻碎璃？ - 冬天常有的意外 - Glass splinters? - It is a common accident in winter.
雪冻在了靴子上，在屋里冰融化了 The snow freezes on the boot, the warm room melts the ice,
小冰片在等着匆忙而过的靴子 and the little piece of slippery ice lies in wait for the hurrying foot...
但刚好摔在英国大使的窗户上，就不常有了 But to fall right through the glass window of the British ambassador, that is not so common.
确实 No, indeed.
你会信吗？另一派也有个意外 And would you believe it? We have another accident, in the next wing.
一个军官，他额头割伤了，缝了十二针 An officer. He is cut to the forehead. 12 stitches.
- 真是巧了 - 我去准备你的房间 - Quite a coincidence. - I go now to prepare your room.
- 你要留在这里，是吗？ - 是的，厄娜护士 - You are staying here, don't you? - Yes, Nurse Erna, I do.
如果你想跟他说话 If you wish to speak to him,
大声喊就行了 please to shout.
我让你陷于窘境了 I have got you into an awful mess.
陷于窘境 Awful mess!
你也让我陷于窘境了 You've got me into a mess, too.
我原谅你了 I forgive you.
要我写信给你英国的家人吗？ Do you want me to write to your people in England?
父母？ Parents?
兄弟？姐妹？ Brother? Sister?
未婚妻？ Fiancee?
哦，你要你的钱包 Oh, you want your wallet.
哦，你的姨妈 Oh, your aunt.
地址是什么？ What's the address?
看来你姨妈喜欢简短 Your aunt seems to like short letters.
你亲爱的姨妈，玛格丽特 我亲爱的侄子
你似乎更喜欢你哭声的盛情，而不来我家，因此我建议以后你将...
我该告诉他什么呢？真相吗？ What shall I tell her? The truth?
意外，打猎意外 Accident. Hunting accident!
你知道，克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫中尉在这吗 Do you know Oberleutnant Kretschmar-Schuldorff is here?
他的额头割得很厉害 He has a very bad cut on his forehead.
八针 Eight stitches.
哦，他缝了十二针 Oh, he has 12 stitches.
这是点心，亨特小姐 Here is refreshment, Miss Hunter,
- 够你吃一天 - 他什么时候可以探访？ - then you must depart for today. - When can he have visitors?
- 星期三是探访日 - 每周三吗？ - Wednesday is visitors' day. - Every Wednesday?
每周三下午三点到五点 Every Wednesday from 3PM to 5PM.
五点钟，电铃一响探访时间就结束了 At 5PM, a bell is rung for the end of visitors' hours.
（电铃声） (Bell rings)
（德语） Auf Wiedersehen, Liebchen.
（德语） Auf Wiedersehen, Onkel.
（步伐） (Marching)
（德语） Ulanen.
（德语） O, die wunderbaren Ulanen!
- 您请 - 别客气 - After you, sir. - Bitte sehr.
（德语） Nach lhnen!
他说什么了，奥布里？ What did he say, Aubrey?
- 我想他要我们先走 - 我们不能那样，是吗？ - I think he wants us to go first, sir. - We can't do that, can we?
你，和我 Er, you and l,
你知道,一起 you know, together.
（德语） Bitte sehr.
（德语） Wie nett.
（德语） - Was konnen sie bloss sein? - Keine Ahnung.
（德语） - Englander. - Oh, danke. Danke, Fraulein.
我本来想没人能像德国军官一样，吸这么多烟 I had thought that no-one could smoke so much as a German officer.
现在我知道，英国军官可以超过他 Now I see that a British officer can surpass him.
不单单是吸烟，亲爱的厄娜护士 And not only in smoking, my dear Nurse Erna.
还有什么？ And in what else, also?
吃，喝，做爱，留胡子 Eating, drinking, making love, growing moustaches.
亨特小姐，我准备留胡子，怎么样？ Miss Hunter, I am going to grow a moustache. What is your opinion?
- 很好，我们的骑兵影响的 - 你太了解我了 - Excellent. Our dragoons gave you the idea. - You always find me out.
我看到他们摆着胡子在潜艇走过 I saw them cross the vestibule, preceded by their moustaches.
他们几乎引起外交事故 They nearly caused a diplomatic incident.
他们和一队枪骑兵发生冲突 They collided with a party of Ulans coming from...
亲爱的亨特小姐，士兵制造军事事故 My dear Miss Hunter, soldiers cause military incidents.
他们把外交留给外交官 They leave diplomacy to the diplomats.
德国军官会刮开胡子，让人看他的伤疤 A German officer would shave off his moustache to show that he had a scar.
那是我们不同的地方，亲爱的厄娜护士 That's just one of the points where we differ, my dear Nurse Erna.
- 你喜欢我有胡子吗？ - 你怎么知道你能留胡子？ - Will you like me with a moustache? - How do you know you can grow one?
厄娜护士，允许骂病人吗？ Nurse Erna, Nurse Erna, is it permissible to insult the patients?
你对我伟大的胡子计划，有什么看法？ What view, if any, do you take of my great moustache plan?
你是胡子型 You are the moustache type.
（演奏） (Plays tune)
谢谢 Thank you.
哦 Ooh!
她拿走了，总是这么整齐 She's taken away... Always tidying up.
厄娜护士，我的...谢谢 Nurse Erna, where are my... Thank you.
- 英军在柏林过得快乐吗？- 基本上是 - Is the British Army enjoying itself in Berlin? - On the whole, yes.
他们昨天，在第一骑兵护卫队的包围下吃午餐 They had lunch yesterday in the regimental mess of the 1st Dragoon Guards.
- 皇上和威尔斯王子讲话了 - 关于什么？ - The Kaiser and the Prince of Wales spoke. - Spoke about what?
- 没人记得 - 你什么时候回伦敦？ - Nobody could remember. - When do they return to London?
一周内，介意一起吗？ In a week. Would you care to accompany them?
- 他们会有特别列车的 - 我们可以试试 - They'll have a special train. - We could try,
或者，你可以再留五个星期，然后和我一起回来 or you could stay another five weeks and come back with me.
- 我得重点保护 - 毫无疑问 - Great care must be taken of me. - No doubt.
没有答案，你会不会？ No answer at all. Will you or wont you?
- 继续留在这里，可能有另外的事做 - 等着瞧，哦，我们打牌吗？ - If you stay on, you may get another job. - We'll see. Oh, are we going to play cards?
我叫厄娜护士拿桥牌来，我们不想闷死 I asked Nurse Erna to fix up a bridge four. We don't want to get bored.
晚饭后，护士长会找两个人来 The head nurse is finding a suitable couple for you to play with after dinner,
但你十点半之前一定得睡觉 but you must not stay up after 10:30 at the very latest.
- 我保证，厄娜护士 - 你玩吗？ - I promise you, Nurse Erna. - You do play?
- 只玩惠斯特 - 哦，这很简单 - Only whist. - Oh, it's simple.
- 让我们来玩车大炮 - 我拿盏灯来 - Let's have a trial game of double dummy. - I will bring a lamp.
- 你是个好学生，伊迪丝 - 我欠你三万二 You're a good pupil, Edith. That's $32,000 I owe you. Toss you,
- 双倍还是放弃 - 同意 - double or quits. - Agreed.
- 好了，是什么？ - 头，不，是尾 - Well, what is it? - Heads. No, I mean tails.
是头，哈，我们放弃 Heads it is. Ha! We're quits.
香烟，但记住，肯迪先生，吸烟有害健康 Cigarettes, but please do remember, Mr Candy, that smoking is bad for you.
- 爱你，厄娜 - 你是个天使，厄娜护士 - lch liebe Sie, Nurse Erna. - You are an angel, Nurse Erna.
是我们的客人，让他们进来吗 There are our guests. Would you let them in?
（德语） Frau von Kalteneck. Oberleutnant Kretschmar-Schuldorff.
（德语） Miss Hunter. Mr Candy. Ich hoffe, Sie werden sich gut unterhalten.
你好 How do you do?
- 克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫 - 我知道 - Kretschmar-Schuldorff. - Yes, I know.
（德语） - Um zehn Uhr werde ich Sie wieder abholen. - Danke.
很高兴你能来 I'm very glad you've come.
我答应西奥说几句 I promised Theo to make a little speech.
他会亲自说 He would like to have made it himself.
非常 Very much.
西奥知道两个英语措辞 Theo knows only two English expressions -
“非常”和“非常不”，同意吗，西奥？ "very much" and "not very much". Stimmt, Theo?
- 非常 - 他之前本想来 - Very much. - He would like to have come before.
非常 Very much.
只是担心没人给他做翻译 Only he was afraid nobody could translate to you what he says.
亨特小姐说德语 Miss Hunter speaks German.
- 她说德语 - 什么？真的吗？你说德语？ - She sprechen German. - Was? Wirklich? Sie reden Deutsch?
（德语） Nicht sehr gut.
（德语） Ich finde, Sie reden ausgezeichnet.
西奥知道你参加了南非战役 Theo has heard that you took part in the South Africa campaign.
- 是的 - 你得到了著名的奖章 - Ja, ja. - And that you have won a very famous medal.
维多利亚... Viktoria...
- 维多利亚十字奖章 - 对，十字奖章 - Victoria Cross. - Ja. Cross.
他羡慕你，因为德国军官只是从报纸上 He envies you because a German officer knows about war
知道战争大多数是错误的 ...only from the newspapers...And mostly wrongly.
大多数是错误的 And mostly wrongly.
我们喝一杯吧？雪利酒？ Let's have a drink, shall we? Sherry?
- 我要杯雪利酒 - 你要雪利酒吗？ - I would love a glass of sherry. - Would you like sherry?
非常不 Not very much.
波尔多红葡萄酒？ Port?
（德语） Was nehmen Sie, Fraulein?
她和我喝樱桃水 She and l, we drink Kirschwater.
- 哦，樱桃酒！ - 对，樱桃酒，要吗？ - Oh, Kirschwasser! - Yes, that's right. Kirschwater. Do you like it?
非常，非常 Very, very much.
让我来 Let me help you.
你了解柏林吗？肯迪先生？ Do you know Berlin, Mr Candy?
凯撒和甫酒店，英国大使馆，霍亨索伦咖啡厅 The Hotel Kaiserhof, the British Embassy, the Cafe Hohenzollern,
和第二枪骑兵营房的体育馆 and the gymnasium of the barracks of the 2nd Ulans.
我希望 I hope
我们可以带你去更多的地方 we shall be able to show you more than that.
（德语） - Eine Zigarette, Oberleutnant? - Danke sehr.
喜欢歌剧吗？音乐会呢？ Do you like the opera? Concerts?
我更喜欢骑马，打猎，或者打马球 I prefer riding, hunting or polo.
我喜欢打猎，热爱运动 I adore hunting, and I love sports.
（德语） Interessieren Sie sich fur Sport, Fraulein?
（德语） Nein, ich habe keinerlei Talent fur Sport.
分组 Cut for partners.
- 你和我 - 她和我 - You and l. - Sie und ich.
（德语） Furchtbar nett. Ich hoffe, wir spielen jeden Abend.
- 他说什么？ - 真希望每天晚上都能打牌 - What's he saying? - I hope we shall be able to play every night.
- 哦，对，很好 - 非常 - Oh, yes, rather! - Very much.
我说 I say.
哦，娃娃脸，打扰一会儿 Oh, Baby-Face, I want you a moment.
- 什么事？疗养院账单？ - 对 - What is it? Those nursing home accounts? - Yes.
你能解释，这鬼东西是怎么回事吗？ Would you kindly explain what the deuce this item means?
四十盒纸牌 40 packs of playing cards!
- 这足够给蒙特卡洛的赌场的了 - 我与亨特小姐谈过 - It's enough for the casino at Monte Carlo. - I spoke to Miss Hunter about it.
长夜漫漫，没有消遣 The evenings were so long, there's nothing to do at Stolpchensee.
很好，你做什么工作了吗？ Very well. Don't you ever do any work?
什么？哦，这个 What? Oh, this.
今年第一次，毕竟，这是温和的 First time this year. After all, it's mild.
好了，别着凉，这些疗养院是贵地方 Well, don't catch a cold. These nursing homes are an expensive business.
- 亨特小姐要回英国了吗？ - 据我所知 - Is Miss Hunter returning to England? - As far as I know.
- 希望不是我们付账 - 天啊，不要，她要走了 - Well, not at our expense, I hope. - Good heavens, no. She was going anyway.
肯迪也是 Well, so was Candy, for that matter.
我知道，他有张双程票，过期了 I know. He had a return ticket. It's expired.
算了，给他再买一张 Very well, buy him a new one.
- 好 - 让肯迪给你他那张旧的 - Righto. - And get Candy to give you that old ticket of his.
我们要求退款 We'll claim a refund at Cook's.
等一下，那些是西奥的东西，和闹钟放在一起 Half a mo, those things belong to Theo. Put them with the alarm clock.
你自己收拾得怎样了？ How's your own packing going?
- 还不行 - 那最好快点 - Not fast. - Well, you'd better hurry up, then.
- 我能行的 - 别那么肯定 - I'll be all right. - Dontyou be so sure.
我们只有半小时了，还得打电话给大使馆，别闲荡 We've only got half an hour and we've got to call at the Embassy first. Stop mooning about.
- 我没有闲荡 - 别发火 - I'm not mooning about! - Keep your hair on.
怎么啦？ I say, old girl, what's up?
怎么回事？ Edith, I say, what's the matter?
因为我昨天没有打电话给你，是吗？ It's not because I didn't call for you yesterday, is it?
- 科尔特内柯昨晚走了 - 是吗？ - Frau von Kalteneck left for the south last night. - Did she?
- 你知道她要走的 - 我忘了 - You knew she was going. - I'd forgotten.
如果你不喜欢马 那不是我的错 It's not my fault if you don't like horses, is it?
我们去看她的马厩，她有些很好的马 We went to see her riding stables. She's got some fine beasts.
虽然，有点发胖 They're a bit fat, though.
别哭，有人进来 I say, old girl, do stop crying. Suppose somebody came in.
- 没有人会进来 - 看... - Nobody will come in. - Look...
我保证回到伦敦第一晚就接你出来 I promise to take you out the first night we get back to London.
皇家剧院，最后的花花公子，他们说很好看 Her Majesty's Theatre, The Last Of The Dandies. They say it's an awfully good show.
- 报纸说... - 什么报纸？你说什么？ - The paper said... - What paper? What do you mean?
那让你哭了吗？ Is that what's making you cry?
不是，报纸说,皇家剧院有出戏叫尤利西斯 No, the paper said there was a play at Her Majesty's called Ulysses.
克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫中尉还你书了 Oberleutnant Kretschmar-Schuldorff returns your books, Mr Candy.
他正来看你 He is on his way to see you.
哦，我得快点 Oh, I must hurry.
最好，大堂见 You'd better. I'll meet you in the hall.
我怎处理它们呢？我不读德语 Well, what am I to do with them? I don't read German.
- 亨特小姐给我的 - 你可以捐给我们的图书馆 - Miss Hunter got them for me. - You can present them to our library.
聪明，但我必须签名 Clever Nurse Erna, but I must write my name in them...
克莱夫·肯迪的名字将在斯托普辰的某个角落永存 so Clive Candy's name will live for ever in a corner at Stolpchensee.
（愉快的口哨） (Cheery whistling)
能进来吗？ May I come in?
进来，我的老马 Come in, my old horse, my old steeplechaser.
（德语） Wo ist Edith?
收拾东西 Packing.
（德语） Wieso packing?
（德语）- 为什么要打包？ - 当然，你呢？你还有多久？ - Wieso packing? - Of course. Und Sie? How much longer Sie?
（德语） Oh, ich eine week,
（德语） oder...
- 两周？ - 两周 - Two weeks? - Two week.
对 Ja.
- 克莱夫·伊迪丝来这里翻译 - 我能翻译 - Clive, Edith come here translate. - I can translate.
- 不，谢谢，这太重要了 - 别打扰伊迪丝，她没空 - Nein, danke. Das ist viel zu wichtig. - Don't interrupt Edith. She'll never be ready.
我去找亨特小姐吗？ Shall I fetch Miss Hunter?
（德语） Ich mussen call at Embassy, old man,
（德语） get my ticket nach London.
（德语） Ja. Bitte, wollen Sie das Fraulein hierher holen.
（德语） - Drink? - Nein.
（德语） - Not now. - All right.
今天每个人都怎么了？ What the blazes is up with everybody today?
克莱夫 Clive...
你，和我 you...und l...
朋友 是 friends, yes?
还是不是？ Or no?
我们当然是朋友 Well, of course we're friends.
我们必须 We must...
再次决斗 ..duel again.
你的字典在哪里，老家伙？你一定看错了 Where's your dictionary, old man? You must have got two pages stuck together.
我，喜爱 I...Iove...
你的 ..your...
（德语） Ich habe das Wort vergessen.
你的，亨特小姐 Your...Miss Hunter.
再说一次 Say that again.
我爱 I...Iove...
你的，亨特小姐 your...Miss Hunter.
你这疯子 You're cuckoo.
（德语） No...nein. Ich...
我，不疯子 Ich nein cuckoo.
你，疯子 You cuckoo...
因为，亨特小姐 because Miss Hunter...
爱我 Loves me.
祝贺你，什么时候发生的？ Congratulations! When did it happen?
为什么我不知道？ Why don't I know about it?
- 不用决斗？ - 决斗？我？ - No duel? - Duel? I?
你去和镜子决斗吧 Ich fight anyone who tried to stop it.
- 你现在喝一杯吗？ - 两杯 - Now will you have a drink? - Double drink!
你知道，伊迪丝不是我的未婚妻 You know, old boy, Edith was never my fiancee.
啊，未婚妻（德语） Ah, fiancee! Das ist das Wort, das ich nicht finden kann.
不是我的未婚妻，可爱的女孩，甜蜜的女孩 No, not my fiancee. Lovely girl. Sweet girl.
但不是我的未婚妻，干杯 But not my fiancee. Cheers.
干杯 Bottom up.
（敲门） (Knocking)
进来 Come in.
啊，厄娜护士，进来喝一杯 Ah, Nurse Erna. Come and have a drink.
未婚妻在哪里？（德语） - Where's the fiancee? - Sie will nicht kommen.
（德语） 她不下来？ - Sie will nicht kommen? - She won't come down?
- 那我们上去，来，西奥 - 等等，酒 - Then we'll go up. Come on, Theo. - Moment. Moment. Die Flaschen.
还有杯子 Und the glasses.
（敲门） (Knocking)
伊迪丝 Edith!
进来 Come in.
伊迪丝，我的孩子，我感觉像个骄傲的父亲 Edith, my child. I feel like a proud father.
是吗，克莱夫？为什么？ Do you, Clive? Why?
- 我要送走你了 - 谁告诉你的？ - I have to give you away, don't l? - Who told you?
- 我 - 用熟练的双重德语 - I told. - In fluent double German.
（德语） Das einzige Wort, das ich nicht finden konnte.
- 未婚妻 - 未婚妻，对 - Fiancee. - Fiancee, ja.
敬酒，祝贺从来不是我的未婚妻的未婚妻 A toast. Here's to the happiness of my fiancee who was never my fiancee,
这是给与我不大不相识的人，干杯 and here's to the man who tried to kill me before he was introduced to me. Prost.
- 干杯 - 我可以亲吻新娘吗？ - Prost. - May I kiss the bride?
为什么问？我没问 Why ask? I did not ask.
- 再见，克莱夫 - 再见，伊迪丝 - Goodbye, Clive. - Goodbye, Edith, old girl.
希望我们能重逢 I hope we'll meet again sometime.
肯定会 I'm sure we shall.
现在听着，你这王八蛋 Now, listen to me, you son of a gun,
你不会明白我将要说的话 you won't understand a word of what I'm going to say,
我来柏林找一个鼠辈，但我找到了一对最重要的人 but I came to Berlin to find a rat, and I found two of the grandest people I've ever met.
我留给你 I leave to you,
你，顽固的普鲁士人，这个女孩 you Prussian stiff-neck you, this girl in trust,
如果你对她不好，我会带领全英国人反对你 and if you dont take care of her, I'll raise the whole of England against you.
海军会蒸发了你这讨厌的城市 The Navy will steam up your stinking Stolpchensee,
我会带领陆军下到林顿，还会... and I'll lead the Army down Unter den Linden, and we'll...
克莱夫... Clive...
我的英语不是非常... ..my English is not very much...
但我对你的友谊... ..but my friendship for you...
...是非常 ..is very much.
- 我希望你得到了教训，肯迪 - 是的，先生 - I hope it's taught you a good lesson, Candy. - Yes, sir.
你们年轻人的问题是，你们想改变一切 结果呢？ The trouble with you young fellows is you want to go changing everything. What's the result?
你把假期，花在了充满外国人的疗养院里 You spent all your leave in a nursing home full of foreigners.
你花了国库一大笔钱 You cost the Treasury a lot of money.
你让外交部很生气 You make the Foreign Office very cross.
是的，非常生气 Yes, very cross.
你怎么啦？你毁容了 And what do you get for it? Your beauty's spoiled.
你以前不是穿着时髦的人 You weren't any fashion plate before.
有女人看你两眼，我就会很吃惊 I'd be surprised if any woman would look twice at you.
- 我也会 - 你一月在这里时 - So would I. - When you were here in January,
我告诉你，那不是你的事，是大使馆的事 I told you very clearly it was not your concern, it was an Embassy job.
我想，我该试试 Well, sir, I thought I'd take a chance.
试试？试试？！ A chance? A chance?!
你不能以事业为代价 You can't afford to take a chance with your career, my boy.
你把服役当成事业是吗？不够五分钟？ You are in the Army as a career, aren't you? Not for five minutes?
你演的好戏，你再干涉这件无聊事 You were putting up a pretty good show. You go barging in on this nonsense,
你差点让人给踢出去 and you come very near to getting yourself kicked out.
- 你不想给人解雇的，是吗？ - 是的 - You don't want to get kicked out, do you? - No, sir.
好，让我告诉你一件事 Well, let me tell you one thing.
不要去碰你不懂的东西，那样，你就不会错到哪里去 Don't bother your head with things you don't understand and you won't go far wrong.
别冲动，要冷静 Never go off at half-cock. Keep cool.
少说话，远离瘟疫般的政治家 Keep your mouth shut and avoid politicians like the plague.
那就是在军队里生存的方法 That's the way to get on in the Army.
谢谢，长官 Thank you, sir.
今晚来吃晚饭吗？ Care to dine at my club tonight?
- 对不起，我要送人去戏院 - 女伴？ - Sorry, sir. I'm taking someone to the theatre. - Pretty?
我还没见到她 I haven't met her yet, sir.
你还有点神经错乱 Oh, you're still a bit cracked, my boy.
希望你和年龄一起进步 Well, I hope you improve as you get older.
振作点 And cheer up, my boy.
是，长官 Yes, sir.
（喇叭吹奏） Fanfare
父亲 Father,
听到你在地狱的诅咒，闪电后见到你的行动 一个恩赐 whose oath in hollow hell is heard, whose act is lightning after thunder-word. A boon!
恩赐，我怜悯的发现，人类是最不幸 A boon - that I compassion find for one, the most unhappy of mankind.
- 他叫什么名字？ - 尤利西斯 - How is he named? - Ulysses.
他想占领特洛伊 He who planned to take the towered city of Troy-land.
- 他凭什么？ - 这个！ - What wouldst thou? - This!
他最后会看到自己的火的青烟 That he at the last may view the smoke of his own fire curling blue.
他住在哪里？ Where bides the man?
卡里普索，现在将他怠惰在自己的海岛上 Calypso this long while detains him in her languorous ocean-isle.
天父，此人刺瞎了我儿子波吕斐摩斯 Father of gods, this man hath stricken blind my dear son Polyphemus.
我用风和海浪，从这个海上飘到那个海上 And with wind, with roaring waves, by me let him be hurled from sea to sea,
- 在世界上冲撞 - 和平，孩子们 - and dashed about the world. - Peace, children,
停止尖声叫骂了 and from your shrill reviling cease!
赫耳墨斯命令卡里普索释放尤利西斯 Hermes, command Calypso to release Ulysses,
吹送他到海洋的另一边 and to waft him over seas.
尤利西斯应该返回 Ulysses shall return.
乌云密布起来，停下 Cloud-gatherer, stay!
路上你不能捣蛋 Yet canst thou work in mischief on the way.
在他回到故里之前 Yet ere he touch at last his native shore,
尤利西斯必须再经受一个考验 Ulysses must abide one labour more.
谢谢，酒吧在哪里？ Thank you. Where's the bar?
亲爱的，控制自己 Darling, do control yourself.
呼吸，面对死亡，恐怖和世界末日 ..breathing, face amid the breathless dead, the track of terror and the slope of doom.
那是老萨基 I say, there's old Suggie.
真的？哪里？ Really, darling? Where?
萨基？萨基？ Suggie? Suggie?
- ...仍然饥饿... - 萨基！ -.. is hungering still... - Suggie!
哦，天父，在你的青年时代 ..oh, Father, in thyyouth,
至少忍受恶毒女人的悲哀，致勒达，勒托，达娜厄 didst feel at least for mortal women ruth. To Leda, Leto, Danae, we are told,
展示给你，在海上十倍 didst show thee on occasion tenfold...
和克莱夫一起的女孩是谁？你认识吗？ Who's the girl with Clive, darling? Do you know her?
- 事实上，我认识 - 好了，亲爱的，她是谁？ - As a matter of fact, I do. - Well, darling, who is she?
我相信他在柏林遇见了她的妹妹 I believe he met her sister in Berlin.
为什么这么神秘？她是谁？ Darling, why all this mystery? Who is she?
我侄女的家庭教师，亨特小姐 My niece's governess. A Miss Hunter.
奇迹永远不会消失，西比尔又和赫皮出来了 Wonders will never cease. Sybil Gilpin out without her mother, and with Hoppy, too.
你不知道吗？他们结婚了 Didn't you know, Mr Candy? They're married.
- 赫皮和西比尔？ - 一个月前 - Hoppy and Sybil? - Over a month ago.
家里都大吃一惊，很浪漫，也很突然 The family were quite taken by surprise. It was very romantic and sudden.
他们就在这个剧院见面的 And they met here in this very theatre.
我知道，我像是个媒人 I know. I seem to be a born matchmaker.
- 你好，佩勃尔 - 克莱夫先生！ - Hello, Pebble. - Master Clive!
- 你姨妈睡着了 - 好的，别打扰她 - Your aunt is asleep. - All right. Don't disturb her.
- 我不想去俱乐部 - 你没事吗，克莱夫先生？ - I didn't feel like going to the club. - You're not sick, Master Clive?
没有 No. I say,
佩勃尔，你埋葬佩勃尔先生时，有什么感受？ Pebble, how did you feel when you buried Mr Pebble?
当时没什么，克莱夫先生，有太多事情要做了 Oh, it wasn't so bad at the time, Master Clive, there was so much to do.
在那之后才难过，你应该知道 It was after that it got bad, if you understand me.
希望你不是参加葬礼回来，先生 I hope you haven't come from a burial, sir.
不是，去剧院了，但某方面是一样的 No, from the theatre, but it was the same thing, in a way.
是悲剧吗？ Was it a sad play?
相反，是音乐剧，私室的床准备好了吗？ On the contrary, it was a musical play. Is the bed in the den made up?
不介意睡毯子的话，就很快能准备好 No, but it won't take a minute if you don't mind sleeping in blankets.
没时间晒被单 There isn't time to air the sheets.
- 玛格丽特夫人更换了... - 佩勃尔，下面在干什么？ - Lady Margaret has made changes... - Pebble! What is going on down there?
- 我可以留下来吗？ - 可以 - Am I staying? - I suppose so,
这里没有男人会把你扔出去 since there's no man here to throw you out.
是谁把我的南非战利品挂在这里？ I say, who put up my South African heads?
- 不知道 - 看起来不错是吧？ - I don't know. - They don't look half so bad, do they?
不错 No.
佩勃尔，不要像母鸡一样，回床睡觉去 Pebble, stop fussing like an old hen, and go to your bed.
是，夫人 Yes, my lady.
- 晚安，克莱夫先生 - 晚安 - Good night, Master Clive. - Good night.
又是为了我这里的金钱龟才来了 Now, even money that some catastrophe has brought you here.
- 是的 - 债务？ - You're on. - Debts?
- 不是 - 女人 - No. - A woman.
不完全是 Not exactly.
- 解释一下 - 今晚我去剧院了 - Explain. - I went to the theatre tonight.
- 自己？ - 和一个女孩 - Alone? - With a girl.
为什么？不是为了她吗？ And why, pray, is she "not exactly"?
与她无关 Oh, it was nothing to do with her.
或许在那见到熟人了？ Perhaps. See anyone there you knew?
- 我见到了赫皮和西比尔，他们结婚了 - 为什么不？很般配的一对 - I met Hoppy and Sybil Gilpin. They're married. - Why not? A very suitable match.
他有钱，她有地，两人都没脑 He has money, and she has land, and neither of them has any brains.
你当然不是爱上她了 You surely weren't in love with her.
- 爱上西比尔？哦，不是 - 这我就放心 - With Sybil? Oh, no. - I'm glad of that.
她有拳击手的肌肉，有一天会揍扁他的 She has the muscles of a prize fighter. She'll hit him one day.
- 赫皮，可以给她几个石头 - 她会马上举起来的，我肯定 - Hoppy could give her a couple of stone. - She'll soon make that up, I assure you.
你今晚带谁去剧院了？ Who is this girl you took to the theatre tonight?
- 亨特小姐，我在柏林见到了她妹妹 - 漂亮吗？ - A Miss Hunter. I met her sister in Berlin. - Is she nice?
很漂亮，我是说妹妹 Very. I mean the sister.
哪个妹妹？ Which sister?
留在柏林的那个 The one that stayed in Berlin.
那在伦敦的，就不那么漂亮了 Then the one in London is not so nice, I take it.
- 不漂亮 - 明白了 - No. - I see.
我这里有十八间房，一群懒到极点的工人 Now, listen, Clive. I have 18 rooms here, a bone-idle staff eating their heads off,
你从南非回来时 and when you come home from South Africa,
- 你直接去你的俱乐部 - 我知道，很不好 - you go straight to your club. - I know, it's awful.
记住，无论你做什么 I want you to remember that whatever you do,
无论你在哪里，这里永远是你的家 and wherever you are, you've always got a home here...
无论你猎到什么东西，这里都有地方放 and, whatever you shoot, there's always room for them here, too.
看有多大地方 Look how much room there is.
（枪声） (Gunshot)
（猎号） (Hunting horn)
（枪声） (Gunshot)
（枪声） (Gunshots)
（机枪声） (Machine-gun fire)
（重炮声） (Heavy artillery fire)
（炮火） (Shellfire)
这里是死牛十字路口 This is Dead Cow Crossroads, sir.
问题是，那是双塔的教堂 The question is whether that's the church with the double tower
还是桥头酒馆 or the Estaminet du Pont.
该死，默多克 Damn it, Murdoch,
你该知道路的 you're supposed to know the road.
晚上我就知道，白天看起来不同 I know it at night, sir. In the daytime it looks different.
嗯？闻到什么了 Eh? Got a scent?
我们的路，在那我能闻到工兵埋的那两匹马 Yes, sir. Yon's our road, sir. I can smell the two horses those sappers didnae bury.
- 快走 - 快走 - Hark away, then. - Hark away, sir.
（炮声） (Shellfire)
很高兴见到你 我有另一把伞给你 Glad to see you, sir. I've got another umbrella for you.
你真会捡战利品，范吉尔 You've a marvellous eye for loot, van Zijl.
- 布尔战争时从英国人那学的 - 哪里弄的？ - Learnt from the English in the Boer War, sir. - Where did you get them?
德国兵那里，一小时前十一个人送过来 Off the Jerries. 11of them brought in an hour ago.
上帝才知道他们从哪偷的 他们用来做伪装 Lord knows where they stole them. They were using them for camouflage
骗过飞机 against aircraft.
（留声机放音乐） Music playing on gramophone
- 晚上好 - 晚上好 - Good evening. - Good evening, sir.
晚上好 Evening, sir.
能接到铁路运输管理军官吗？ Can we get through to the RTO at Dupuis-sur-Something?
迪皮斯克罗伊科斯，美国人在那里行吗？ 佩迪？ Dupuis-sur-Croix. The Yanks are down there. How about it, Paddy?
恐怕十四公里外线断了，可以叫人去 I'm afraid the line's down between us and Mile 14, sir. I can send a runner.
- 什么消息？- 叫他在休假列车隐蔽起来 - What message, sir? - Tell him to hold a place on the leave train.
- 我什么时候可以离开？ - 天黑后 - When can I leave here? - Not before dark.
他们正用榴散弹封锁1- 7和1- 9之间路段 They're plastering the road between 1-7 and 1-9 with shrapnel.
- 好，给人照看默多克 - 诺比 - Right. Someone look after Murdoch. - Nobby.
- 很好 - 小心漏水 - Very good, sir. - Mind the leak, sir.
- 弗雷迪，叫信使去 - 是，长官 - Freddie, get that runner away. - Yes, sir.
如果有重要的信件或通知，我可以带回去 If any of you have any important letters or messages home, I'll take them.
- 谢谢 - 佩迪？ - Thank you, sir. - Paddy?
等一下，我要再见俘虏 Just now I'll see the prisoners again.
好的 All right, sir.
什么俘虏？ What are these prisoners?
枪骑兵第二团 Ulans. 2nd Regiment.
- 目前只知道这么多 - 我要审问他们 - That's all I've got out of them so far. - I'd like to question them.
- 当然 - 佩迪？ - Certainly, sir. - Paddy?
枪骑兵第二团 The 2nd Regiment of Ulans.
- 长官？ - 带进来 - Sir? - Bring in the prisoners,
- 叫勤务兵开灯 - 其中有军官吗？ - and tell the orderly to light the lamp. - Any officer with them?
- 没那么幸运 - 在哪里抓到的？ - Not so lucky. - Where did you nab them?
今早顺河漂下来 Floating down the river early this morning.
我拦了条横杆，像鲑鱼一样抓住他们 I had a boom across, and netted them like salmon.
他们带了100磅炸药 They had 100lb of dynamite with them.
我猜他们的目标是，圣曼吉下游的新浮桥 My guess is they were after the new pontoon bridge below St Mangy.
他们怎么知道？ How the devil did they get to know about that?
他们前天抓了我们一个巡逻兵 They took one of our patrols prisoner the day before yesterday.
你认为是我们的人供出来的？ Are you suggesting that our fellows talked?
德国人知道怎样让他们招供 The Germans know how to make them talk.
哦 Oh.
如果他们是，他们在搞破坏，那很明显 Well, if they are, they're cracking, my dear chap. It's a sure sign.
不到最后，他们不会用这种手段 Nobody starts to fight foul till he sees he can't win any other way.
我相信兴登伯格，我听到他前几天说 I quite believe Hindenburg, who I heard said the other day
直到现在，德国都很谨慎地使用武器 that until now, Germany has used her arms with honour.
我承认，他说的不是母鸡 I admit he said nothing about her legs!
立定 Halt!
向左转 Left turn!
早上时分 Get that off to Brigade
- 把那送到大部队 - 好的，长官 - in the morning. - Certainly, sir.
你们有谁认识克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫上校吗？ Do any of you know Oberst Kretschmar-Schuldorff?
别装聋，上次我听说他的时候 Dont play deaf. He was an Oberst
他是你们团的上校 in your regiment the last time I heard of him.
克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫上校，枪骑兵第二团 Oberst Kretschmar-Schuldorff, 2nd Regiment of Ulans.
- 你们谁会说英语？ - 咳 - Which of you can speak English? - Hey.
你们一小时前还说英语，回旅长话 You spoke English an hour ago. Answer the Brigadier.
我说英语 I do speak.
哈 Ah.
现在听我说 Now, listen to me.
我们不会用你们对待战俘的手段 We don't use the same methods that I hear you use on your prisoners,
但我保证，我们有我们自己的方法得到情报 but I assure you we have means to find out what we want.
你们身上找到的这些炸药 What was this explosive
- 是打算干什么？ - 我不知道 - found on you intended for? - I don't know.
- 别撒谎 - 我真不知道 - Don't lie. - I do not know.
你们两天前抓了三个俘虏 You took three men prisoner two days ago.
- 没有 - 那你们怎么知道那座桥？ - No. - Then how did you know about the bridge?
我什么也不知道 I know nothing about a bridge.
那你们带着炸药干什么？ Then why were you carrying dynamite?
能安全离开了，你的车准备好了 Quite safe to go now, sir. Your car's waiting.
- 不留下来吃晚饭吗？ - 你们有什么？ - Won't you stay for dinner, sir? - What have you got?
- 通心粉，我们在地窖发现的 - 令人厌恶的东西 - Macaroni. We found it in the cellar. - Beastly stuff.
还有平常吃的腌碎肉片 And the usual corned horse.
我想还是去迪皮斯看看 Oh, I think I'll take my chance at Dupuis.
很遗憾，我得走了，很想再审审那些战俘 It's a pity I've got to go. I'd like to have another shot at those prisoners.
我明白你意思了 Oh, I think I've got the idea, sir.
我会为你处理他们的 I'll tackle them for you.
- 好的，写报告给团部 - 好的，长官 - Right. Make your report to Brigade. - Very good, sir.
听着 Now, listen.
现在我指挥这里 I am in command here now.
我知道怎么对付你们这帮糟粕 And I know how to deal with you scum.
我不是个简单的英国绅士 I'm not a simple English gentleman.
我是个简单的南非人 I'm a simple South African.
我保证，我有办法得到我想要的 And I can assure you that I have means to get what I want.
炸药是干什么用的？ What was the dynamite for?
你们有多少人逃脱了？ How many ofyou got away?
你抓住的那三个人怎么了？ What happened to the three men you took prisoners?
三十秒内回答 30 seconds to reply.
- 十 - 十 - 10. - 10.
- 八点三十五 - 八点三十五 -8:35 -8:35 - 8:35. - 8:35.
喂，喂，该死 Hello! Hello! Dammit.
该死的线路断了，我联系不上比彻沃德 The lousy line's dead, sir. I can't get Beechwood.
- 继续试，你要什么？ - 我是肯迪少将 - Keep trying. And what do you want? - I'm Brigadier General Candy.
对不起，长官，请坐，休息一下 I'm sorry, sir. Sit down. Take the load off your feet.
我不知道你是高级军官 I couldn't see your brass for the mud.
- 有什么可以效劳？ - 你是铁路运输官？ - What can I do for you? - You're the railway transport officer?
我只是负责开火车 I run trains, if that's what you mean.
- 只是有火车开车的时候 - 你拿到我的便条没有？ - That is, when there are any trains to run. - Did you get my chit?
看在上帝的份上，给我接到比彻沃德 Will you, for the Lord's sake, get me through to Beechwood?
上校有便条呢，试试其他线路 你说“便条”？ The Colonel's having kittens. Try the other circuit. You said "chit"?
- 好的 - 什么是“便条”？ - Yes. - What's a chit?
消息，是消息 A message, man. A message.
我想送到伦敦，很紧急 I want transport to London. It's urgent.
我值班以来没有消息 There hasn't been any message since I've been on duty.
让我看看有什么可以帮到你，乡下佬 接埃米李阪尼的铁路官 I'll see what we can do for you. Jake, get RTO at Ami-le-Bon, will you?
- 是，上校 - 好的 - Yes, Colonel. Yes. - OK, sir.
我们正努力接线，我们正在试其他线路 Yes, we're trying to get through, sir. We're trying the other circuit.
是的，我会通知你 我们这里就像精神病院 Yes, I'll let you know. A merry little madhouse we've got here.
是的，我的火车什么时候开？ Yes, very. When does my train leave?
我在哪里转车？哪里能弄到吃的？ Where do I change? And where can I get some food?
我想是的，谢谢 I thought so. Thanks very much.
好，就如我所想，你必须亲自去埃米李阪尼 Yeah, it's what I thought. You'll have to go through to Ami-le-Bon.
我就是从那里来这里搭火车的 I've come from Ami-le-Bon to catch a train here.
- 我的摩托车陷在泥里... - 什么，上校？ - My motorcar is stuck in the mud... - What's that? What, Colonel?
你说什么？谢谢 The hell, you say? Thanks a lot.
- 就是它了 - 这是什么？ - That's that. - What's what?
一个德国代表团正来见福煦将军，他们将 A German delegation is on its way to see General Foch. They're going to
- 商议停战 - 啊呀！ - sue for an armistice. - Yippee!
胡扯！德国的宣传，老计谋，想让我们放松戒备 Nonsense! German propaganda. Old trick to put us off our guard.
我的火车呢？ What about my train?
没有火车，没有铁路，甚至火车头 There's not a train, or a track, or a locomotive to pull one, sir.
在这场战争中，我见过没有军火的军火库 In this war, I've seen ammunition dumps without ammunition,
没有炊事员的炊事班，没有汽油的摩托车 field kitchens with no cooks, motorcars with no petrol to run them on,
因此，发现没有火车的铁路运输官也不奇怪 so I suppose I shouldn't be surprised to find a railway transport officer without trains.
但让我告诉你，在布尔战争或者索马里兰 But let me tell you this, young man, that in the Boer War or in Somaliland,
这种无能一秒钟也不能容忍，决不能 this sort of inefficiency wouldn't have been tolerated for a second. Not for a second.
现在那里我能弄些吃的 Now, where can I get some grub?
荆棘冠什么时候都有 The Crown of Thorns is good for a hand-out at almost any hour.
- 那是什么？酒馆？- 酒馆？我不明白 - What is it? A pub? - A pub, sir? I don't get you.
讨厌，我们在鸡同鸭谈 Oh, dash it. We don't speak the same language.
嗯 咖啡厅？ Er...a cafe?
不是，是女修道院，在去埃米李阪尼路上 No, sir. It's a convent. It's on the way to Ami-le-Bon.
告诉我怎么走，好吗？ Show me the way, will you?
我想我听到阿姆斯特朗带着浴缸来了 I think I hear Armstrong coming with a bathtub now.
阿姆斯特朗，我想你带上校去米李阪尼 Armstrong, I want you to take the General here over to the Crown of Thorns.
好的，长官，好的，上校，使命必达 Yes, sir. Yes, sir, General. I sure will do that.
有点潮湿，但我会带到 It's kinda damp, but I'll get you there.
- 去吧 - 很遗憾，今晚没有火车 - You're off. - Poor show I couldn't get a train tonight.
我已经浪费了休假的24小时 I've wasted 24 hours of my leave.
可以出发了，阿姆斯特朗，将军很急 You can step on it, Armstrong. The General's in a hurry.
一定照办 I sure will do that.
一路顺风，上校 Well, goodbye, General.
他谈的其他战斗是什么，上尉？ What were those other wars he was talking about, Captain?
布尔战斗和索马里兰什么的？我从没听过 The Boer War and the Somi-something? I never heard of them.
那些不是战斗，只是夏季演习 Those weren't wars. Those were just summer manoeuvres.
我们到了，上校，荆棘冠修道院 Here we are, General. The Convent of the Crown of Thorns.
- 让我帮帮你 - 我能行，谢谢 - Let me give you a hand. - I can manage. Thank you.
（钟声） (Bell clangs)
（德语） Qui est la? - Bonsoir, Sister Jacqueline.
- （德语） - 我给你带了个活生生的上校 Bonsoir, Napoleon. - I've brought you a real live colonel.
（德语） - Je suis un general anglais. - Mais entrez donc, mon general.
晚安，上校 晚安，修女 Good night, General. Bon appetit. Good night, Sister Jacqueline.
（德语） Bonne nuit, Napoleon.
（德语） Que desirez-vous, mon general?
（德语） Merci, madame. Les Americains...
（德语） Moi... Je suis...
（德语） J'ai... Manger...
（德语） Monsieur le General a mange quelque chose qui lui aurait fait mal?
（德语） - Oui. Manger. - Mais venez donc, mon general.
（德语） Venez, mon general. On vous guerira bien vite.
（德语） Ma mere, il y a un general anglais qui vient d'arriver.
（德语） Je viens avec toi, mon petit.
（德语） Le general est malade.
- 晚上好，女士 - 晚上好，上校 - Bonsoir, madame. - Good evening, General.
啊，护士长，看在上帝的份上，叫她们坐下 Ah, Matron. For heaven's sake, tell your girls to sit down.
- 坐下，护士们坐下 （德语） - Sit down, nurses. Sit down. - ll faut enlever ces choses mouillees.
你的大衣，将军，你湿透了 And your coat. General, you have fallen on your feet.
我开始觉得了 I was beginning to think so.
62位直接从英国来的训练有素的护士急于工作 I have 62 freshly trained nurses straight from England, and all dying to nurse someone.
- 有什么麻烦？ - 麻烦，护士长？ - Now, what's the trouble? - Trouble, Matron?
护士说你吃过东西了 Well, the nun said you'd eaten something.
她弄错了，我是想吃东西 She got it wrong. I want to eat.
- 我饿极了 - 哦 - I'm hungry. - Oh!
（德语） C'est qu'il veut manger!
（笑声） (Laughs)
（德语） Soyez le bienvenu, General.
（德语） - Merci, ma mere. - ll va rester avec nous.
（德语） C'est bien, ma mere.
好，安置好了，我们很高兴和你在一起 Well, that's settled. We shall be delighted to have you with us.
谢谢 Thank you.
你一直在前线吗？我想是的 You've been in the front line? I suppose you have.
我和意大利人一起，很幸运，从卡陂特来一点事都没有 I was with the ltalians. I was lucky. I came through Caporetto without a scratch.
太好了，护士长，你用什么杀虫粉？ Good heavens, Matron. What insect powder do you use?
（笑声） (Laughs)
过来这边坐好吗，上校？ Come and sit over here, General, will you?
过去点 Move along a bit, my dear. Une assiette, s'il vous plait.
倒点水过来，好吗？ Could you pass the water?
我们吃通心粉 We have macaroni.
- 很好 - 谢谢，护士 - Splendid. - Thank you, Nurse.
护士长，你见过意大利人的绳子戏法吗？ Matron, have you ever seen the lndian rope trick?
没有，上校你有吗？那一定难以置信 No, General. Have you? It must be an incredible sight.
除了有人说要去看以外，我从来没听说过有人看过 Yes, but I've never heard of anybody who's seen it, unless he heard he was going to see it
请原谅，我不是很明白 I beg your pardon. I don't quite understand.
你听说过什么？想去看那就去看吧 You hear about a thing, you hope to see it, and then you see it.
是的，将军，对不起 Yes, General. Will you excuse me?
等等，护士长，你认识那边那个女孩吗？ One moment, Matron. Do you know that girl over there?
恐怕不认识，我只在火车站见过他们 I'm afraid I don't. I only met them here at the station.
过来，护士们，你们都过来 Come along, nurses. Bed, everyone. Bed, everybody. Come along.
来吧，韦恩 Come on, Wynne.
（德语） - Ou est le matron? - Qui? La matrone?
（德语） - Oui. - Vous desirez lui parler encore?
（德语） - Oui, parler quick. - Restez. Je m'en vais la chercher.
护士，你知道坐在那张桌子尽头的女孩叫什么吗？ Nurse, do you know the name of the girl sitting at the end of that table?
- 黄头发还是金黄头发的？ - 金黄头发的 - Dark or fair? - Fair.
哦，我不记得，能详细描述一下吗？ Oh, I don't remember. Can you describe her better?
她头发金黄，没看到她眼睛的颜色，苗条的 Well, she was fair. I didn't see the colour of her eyes. Slim.
个个人都差不多这样，失陪，将军 Sorry. Well, it might be anyone. Excuse me, General.
你从那里来？在哪个分队？ Where do you come from? What detachment are you?
约克郡西莱汀，晚安将军 Yorkshire. West Riding, most of us. Good night, General.
晚安 Good night.
- 要多久？ - 不用多久 -How long now? - Not long now, sir.
- 你说了十次了 - 我知道 - You've said that ten separate times. - I know, sir.
- 快点，火车十点半开 - 我知道 - Well, hurry. The train leaves at 10:30. - I know, sir.
- 在埃米李阪尼，需要时间，得去总司令部 - 我知道 - I need time at Ami-le-Bon. I'm going to GHQ. - I know, sir.
别说得像个阴险的鹦鹉，默多克，你怎么知道？ Stop talking like an infernal parrot, Murdoch. How do you know?
- 有人告诉我了 - 谁？ - I was told, sir. - Who told you?
- 范吉尔的通讯员 - 他说什么了？ - Major van Zijl's batman, sir. - What did he say?
因为少校从德国兵那里得到情报，你还悬而未决 That you were up in the air because the Major got information from the Jerries - the prisoners.
你的误传，默多克，很典型 Your misinformation, Murdoch, is typical.
- 谢谢 - 四页纸的供词 - Thank you, sir. - Four pages of confessions
不值…克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫 not worth... Kretschmar-Schuldorrf?
不可能有两个人用那样的名字，嗯，默多克？ There can't be two of them with a name like that, eh, Murdoch?
- 不可能 - 你不知道我在说什么 - No, sir. - You don't know what on earth I'm talking about.
不知道 No, sir.
我有没有告诉你，我1902年在柏林的事？ Haven't I told you about the time I was in Berlin in 1902?
你留胡子的时候？ When you grew your moustache, sir?
你还是不能记住克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫这个名字 And yet you can't remember the name Kretschmar-Schuldorff.
你应该把你的大脑留给 You ought to bequeath that brain of yours
- 盖伊医院 - 记起来了，他和那女孩结婚了 - to Guy's Hospital. - Oh, I remember now, sir. He married the girl.
是的 Yes.
他和那女孩结婚了 He married the girl.
昨晚，默多克，我见到一个女孩 Last night, Murdoch, I saw a girl,
一个护士直接从英国来 a nurse, straight from England.
我从来没见过更相像的人了 I've never seen a more striking resemblance.
她肯定是个很普通的女孩，我是说柏林的女孩 She must have been a very common type of girl, sir. The young lady in Berlin, I mean.
她是最不普通的，你究竟是什么意思，默多克？ She was the most uncommon... What the devil do you mean, Murdoch?
好了，电影里有那女孩记得吗？你看过九次了 Well, sir, there was that girl in the film. You remember? You went nine times.
那个在围观人群外的女孩 And that girl in the group out of the Bystander.
我们在拥挤中跟丢了她，不是吗？然后有 We lost it in the big push, didn't we? And then there's...
派遣骑手到了 Despatch rider coming, sir.
- 肯迪将军？- 是的 - General Candy? - Yes.
范吉尔少校的紧急消息电传来的 Urgent message from Major van Zijl, sir. Came over the wire from Mile 14.
他们修好线路了 They've mended the line, sir.
有回复吗？ Any answer, sir?
没有，没有回复 No. No answer.
有问题吗？ Anything wrong, sir?
默多克 Murdoch,
战争结束了 the war is over.
真的？ Is it, sir?
德国人接受了休战条款 The Germans have accepted the terms of the armistice.
敌对状态十点解除，现在差不多了 Hostilities cease at ten o'clock, and it's nearly that now.
默多克，你知道这意味着什么吗？ Murdoch, do you know what this means?
我知道 I do, sir.
和平 Peace.
我们可以回家了 We can go home.
每个人都可以回家 Everybody can go home.
对于我来说那还另有意义 For me, Murdoch, it means more than that.
它意味着正义是就权力 It means that right is might, after all.
德国人炮轰了医院，轰炸了开放城镇 The Germans have shelled hospitals, bombed open towns,
继承中立国的船只，使用毒气 sunk neutral ships, used poison gas...
我们赢了 and we won.
清白战斗，正直用兵胜利了 Clean fighting, honest soldiering have won.
上帝保佑你 God bless you,
- 默多克 - 先生 - Murdoch. - Sir.
（寂静） (Silence)
（鸟叫声） (Birdsong)
停顿了四年之后，第一匹白锦缎从克里斯托弗·韦恩著名的工厂下线
锦缎是专为韦恩夫妇的独女，芭芭拉·韦恩小姐的嫁衣制作的
芭芭拉小姐 Miss Barbara!
午饭准备好了 Lunch is ready!
芭芭拉 Barbara!
（狗叫声） (Dog barks)
- 哦，亲爱的 - 别听他们的 - Oh, dear. - Don't listen to them.
现在，你听我的 Now, you listen to me.
我当时，睡着了 There I was, asleep.
你从没见过我 You'd never seen me before.
甚至从没跟我说过话 You never even spoke to me then.
你怎么能那么肯定呢？ How could you be so sure?
我能先问你一个问题吗？ Can I ask you a question first?
你在蠕动了 You're wriggling.
好的，问吧 All right. Fire away.
你怎能那么肯定呢？ How can you be so sure?
我比你大20岁，是个军人 I'm 20 years older than you are, and I'm a soldier.
别人感谢上帝战争结束了的时候 When other people are thanking God the war is over,
我去军事办公室问，能用得着我的下一场战争在哪里 I'm going to the War Office to ask, "Where is another war where you can use me? "
你以前问过我，我告诉过你 You asked me that once before, and I told you.
我再问你，因为我想再听一次 I'm asking you again, because I want to hear it again.
又一次 And again.
我与你结婚，是因为我想加入军队，看看世界 I'm marrying you because I want to join the Army and see the world.
我与你结婚，是因为我喜欢看你打马球 I'm marrying you because I love watching you play polo.
我与你结婚，是因为有五十个不同的理由 I'm marrying you for 50 different reasons,
它们都显示我对未来丈夫的憧憬 and they all mean that's how I imagined my future husband.
这里也一样 Same here.
那也是我对未来夫人的憧憬 That's how I imagined my future wife.
（铜锣声） (Gong)
哦，铜锣声是最后的召集 Oh, the gong's the final appeal.
亲爱的，我们得走了，我们约了主教吃饭 Darling, we must go. We've got the bishop for lunch.
希望他是慈爱的 I hope he's tender.
现在 And now,
最后，我 in conclusion, l...
我要对肯迪将军说几句 Oh, yes. I should like to say a few words to General Candy.
我们战争教堂的成员们 We members ofthe Church Militant
可以羡慕战争的英雄，但我们内心向往和平 can admire the heroes of the war, but in our hearts we are men of peace.
我很高兴第一次见到你 And so I am glad to have met you for the first time, as I did, sir,
在一个简单、感人的场合胜于一个军事仪式 on a simple and heart-warming occasion, rather than at some military ceremonial.
但我第一次听到一个英国步兵将军 When I first heard that a general of the British Army
为了西莱汀的护士们的利益而组织一个舞会 was arranging a ball for the benefit of those nurses of the West Riding
她们参与四年奋战，我对自己说 who had taken part in the four-year struggle, I said to myself,
有一个人，他的心在正确的位置 'There is a man whose heart is in the right place. '
很高兴告诉你们，一个结局是 And I am glad to be able to tell you that one result is
131镑26便士 that the sum of one hundred and thirty-one pounds, two and sixpence
将会捐给战争护士慈善基金 will be handed over to the War Nurses' Benevolent Fund.
我的主教，我要忏悔 My Lord Bishop, I want to make a confession.
战争的最后一晚，我在佛兰德斯，第一次见到了芭芭拉 I first saw Barbara in Flanders on the last night of the war.
她在其他70位护士中间，我不知道她的名字 She was a nurse among 70 other nurses. I never knew her name,
但我发现大多数护士来自约克郡西莱汀 but I found out that most of the nurses came from Yorkshire, and the West Riding.
当然，她是个护士 And, of course, she was a nurse.
因此，我自己想 So, I thought to myself...
约克郡是个大地方 Well, Yorkshire's a big place,
我的主教 my Lord Bishop.
因此，我想 So, I thought,
我怎么能在约克郡找到一个护士呢？ 'How can I find a nurse in Yorkshire? '
你明白我在说谁 You understand who I'm driving at,
我想我的意思是什么？ I suppose? What I mean?
我清楚明白你的意思 I understand exactly what you mean, darling.
- 那个窗户就是私房 - 错，隔壁那个才是 - That window is the den. - Wrong. Next floor's the den.
那是浴室 That's the bathroom.
哦，看 Ooh, look.
他们到了 They're here.
那个白头发的是默多克吗？ Is yon grey head Murdoch?
我想是他迎接英雄的主意 His idea of greeting the conquering hero, I suppose.
我想我应该喜欢默多克，还有他的房子 I think I shall like Murdoch. And I know I shall like this house.
克莱夫让他的整座房子做我们的私房 Clive, let this whole house be our den, where we can always crawl,
无论风风雨雨，我们都可以安居 whether we return with rich spoils, or badly mauled from our rovings,
或者只是为了换换地方 or just to change our spots.
玛格丽特姨妈会因此喜欢你的 Aunt Margaret would have loved you for that.
（喇叭声） (Horn toots)
很好，坚固的财产，就像你 Hmm. It's a fine, solid-looking property. Like you.
克莱夫，你不会变的，是吗？ Clive, you won't change, will you?
永远不要离开这座房子 And don't ever leave this house.
不用怕天塌下来，这座房子也顶得住 No fear! And even if there's a second Flood, this house shall always stand on solid foundations.
- 在下面要有个私家湖 - 那是个承诺 - We'll have a private lake in the basement. - That's a promise.
- 你将留在原处，直到洪水到来 - 直到洪水到来 - You'll stay just as you are till the floods come. - Till the floods come.
- 这是个湖 - 这是个湖 - And this is a lake. - And this is a lake.
对不起，夫人 I'm sorry, ma'am. Mrs Candy.
我在上面，没想到你们这么早就到了 I was at the top of the house. I wasn't expecting you so early.
- 默多夫，这是夫人 - 那，你是默多克 - Well, Murdoch, this is the wife. - So, you're Murdoch.
- 是的，夫人 - 第一次我只听到“是的，先生” - Yes, madam. - The first time I've heard anything but "Yes, sir".
一切准备好了，电话我装好了 Everything is under control. I've had the telephone installed.
- 好的 - 这里有很多厨师 - Good. - The agency has a lot of cooks for you...
来吧，我们进去 Come along. Let's get inside.
快点 (Whistles) Come on.
这东西我们可以玩得很开心 We'll have some fun with this.
商人们打过电话来，还会再打来 The tradespeople called. They'll call again.
好了，这次不住了，今晚走 That's all right. Not staying this time. Off tonight.
巴黎八周，然后离开 Eight weeks Paris. Then we'll put our feet up,
- 并开个大聚会 - 是的，我从俱乐部拿到你的信了 - and have a big party. - Yes, sir. I got your letters from the club, sir.
- 它们在小碟子上 - 好 - They're on the wee tray. - Ah.
很对不起，默多克，麻烦你了 I'm so sorry, Murdoch. You took such a lot of trouble.
哦，没关系夫人，我们习惯了 Oh, that's all right, ma'am. We're used to it.
我告诉门房说，将军不会常用俱乐部了 I told the porter the General wouldn't be using the club so much.
他怎么说？ Oh, what did he say?
继续，我经受得住 Well, go on, Murdoch. I can bear it.
他说他们开始时，都是这么说 Yes, ma'am. He said, "They all say that at first," ma'am.
芭芭拉？这是战俘委员会来的答复 I say! Barbara? Here's an answer from the Prisoners ofWar Committee.
- 他们找到他了吗？ - 是的，克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫上校 - Oh, have they found him? - Yes, Oberst Kretschmar-Schuldorff,
枪骑兵警卫第二团 2nd Regiment, Ulans of the Guard.
德贝郡,哈迪克府,第七营 Camp VII, Hardwick Hall, Derbyshire.
可怜的老西奥 Poor old Theo.
- 亲爱的？ - 嗯？ - Darling? - Mm-hm.
我们推迟去巴黎 Let's postpone Paris.
我要见他 I'd love to meet him.
（未完的舒伯特交响曲） SCHUBERT: Unfinished Symphony
信，司令官办公室来的 Message, sir, from the commandant's office.
没有答复 No answer.
对不起，先生 (Whispers) Excuse me, sir, but...
没有答复 No answer!
- 怎样？ - 他说没有答复 - Well? - He said no answer, sir.
- 没答复？还有什么？ - 没有 - No answer? What else? - Nothing, sir.
- 他拒绝过来？ - 如果那是他的答复，夫人 - He refused to come? - If that was the message, madam.
亲爱的西奥，我在司令官办公室，我想见你，非常，克莱恩肯迪
为什么“非常”二字 Why is "very much"
要写成那样？ printed like that?
这是我们的玩笑 It was a joke we had.
- 他在哪里？ - 听乐队演奏 - Where was the Oberst? - Listening to the band, sir.
好了，希金斯 All right, Higgins.
我在想 I was thinking...
他们有多奇怪 ..how odd they are.
多特殊 Queer.
他们年复一年地，写着梦想着美妙的音乐和诗篇 For years and years, they're writing and dreaming beautiful music and beautiful poetry.
突然间，他们挑起了战争 All of a sudden they start a war.
击沉毫无防备的船只 They sink undefended ships,
射杀无辜的人质，轰炸摧毁了整个伦敦 shoot innocent hostages, and bomb and destroy whole streets in London,
杀害幼童 killing little children.
然后，他们穿着同样的屠夫制服坐下来 And then they sit down in the same butcher's uniform,
聆听门德尔松和舒伯特 and listen to Mendelssohn and Schubert.
那有些恐怖 There's something horrid about that.
- 你不这样想吗，克莱夫？ - 嗯 - Don't you think so, Clive? - Mm.
或许我应该用德语写 Perhaps I should have written in German.
他懂英语，在这里他们都学英语 He understands English. They all learn English while they're here.
（远处的掌声） (Distant applause)
介意我们试试吗？ Do you mind if we had a try?
或许是因为音乐，现在有个幕间休息 Perhaps it was because of the music. There's an interval now.
尽管是，但肯迪夫人，最好留在这里 By all means try, sir, but Mrs Candy had better remain.
对，不明白，战前我们都有通信 Yes. I can't understand it. I've written to him before the war and he's written to me.
他们十一月十一日停止了英语课 They stopped English lessons on 11th November.
在停战日 On Armistice Day.
（低语） (Low murmur of conversation)
克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫上校？ Oberst Kretschmar-Schuldorff?
在那边 Over there.
西奥 Theo!
（乐队准备开始） (Conductor taps baton)
乐曲开始 MENDELSSOHN: Fingal's Cave
- 啊，戴维斯 - 你好，肯迪 - Ah, Davies! - Hello, Candy.
希望你夫人能原谅我 I hope your wife will forgive me.
- 你没有读邀请函 - 单身汉聚会，嗯？ - You didn't read the invitation. - Bachelor party, eh?
如果知道你迷人的妻子不在，我就不用着急了 If I'd known your charming wife wasn't here, I wouldn't have hurried.
- 我们有东西给你 - 我在火车上吃过饭了，我从维多利亚来 - We'll get you something. - I had dinner on the train. I came from Victoria.
- 放假？ - 不，是公干 - Leave? - No, duty.
过来喝杯葡萄酒 Come and have a glass of port.
肯迪准将公馆 This is Brigadier General Candy's residence.
- 请叫将军听电话 - 您是谁？ - May I speak to the General, please? - Whom may we ask is speaking?
克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫上校，我在维多利亚火车站 Oberst Kretschmar-Schuldorrf. I'm at Victoria station.
告诉他，我今晚离开伦敦 Tell him I'm leaving London tonight.
- 能重复名字吗？ - 克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫上校 - Do you mind repeating the name, sir? - Oberst Kretschmar-Schuldorrf.
谢谢 Thank you, sir.
（西奥吹口哨） (Theo whistles 'I Am Titania')
不能明天打来吗？从哪里打来的 Can't he phone tomorrow? Where's he speaking from?
维多利亚火车站，他说，他今晚走 Victoria station, sir. He's leaving tonight, he said.
- 什么名字？ - 听起来像乌兰施巴什么的 - What name? - It sounded like Wrenchbar something, sir.
- 克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫！ - 就是这个名字 - Kretschmar-Schuldorff! - That's it, sir.
默多克，你该修修脑子了，西奥！ Murdoch, that brain of yours ought to be in a bottle. Theo!
对，是我，西奥 Yes, it's me, Theo.
你好吗，我的朋友？ How are you, my friend?
对，我正要回家 Yes, I'm going home.
是否有东西留在了德国？ If there's such a thing left in Germany.
我们这里有很多人听不到吗？ Hm? There are scores of us here. Can't you hear them?
我们有列加开的火车十一点半走 We have an extra train. It leaves at 11:30.
对，对，我们被看着 Yes, yes, we are under guard.
呃，克莱夫...你现在是将军了，我还可以叫你克莱夫吗？ Er, Clive... I may still call you Clive now you're a general?
别胡说，你有什么话要说？ Cut the cackle. What have you got to say for yourself?
对不起，非常对不起 Look, I'm sorry, I'm terribly sorry...
因为我们在营里的见面 ..because of our meeting at the camp.
我是个蠢蛋 I was a silly fool.
对，我觉得离开前得跟你说说 Yes. I felt I had to tell you before I leave.
我得走了，祝你好运 I must ring off now. Good luck to you all.
- 戴维斯少校 - 什么？ - Major Davies. - Yes?
过来一下好吗？ Come here a moment, will you?
如果你不小心，我会把你送回德贝郡 I'll send you back to Derbyshire if you're not careful.
在那别走，我们来接你 You just sit tight and we'll come and get you.
好的，好的，我不会逃跑 All right, all right. I won't run away.
介意吗，中士？ Would you mind, Lieutenant?
你们普鲁士顽固分子只能够绑架你了 You Prussian stiff-neck. The only way to get you is to kidnap you.
让我们看看你 Let's have a look at you.
你穿得很好，老朋友 Ah, you've worn well, old chap.
- 你还有我的记号 - 你还需要胡子 - You've still got my mark, I see. - You still need a moustache.
- 你什么时候被捕的？ - 16年6月 - When were you captured? - July '16.
- 你很幸运，避过了最糟的 - 我更希望不幸运 - You were lucky. You missed the worst. - I'd rather be unlucky.
有家里的消息吗？有孩子吗？伊迪丝怎样？ Have you heard from home? Have you got any children? How about Edith?
先回答哪个？据我所知，她很好，我们有两个小孩 What shall I answer first? Edith is all right as far as I know and, yes, we have two children.
男孩？ 嗯 Boys, eh?
- 那个真像伊迪丝 - 卡尔，是吗？ - Now, that one's exactly like Edith. - Karl. He is, isn't he?
- 我几乎希望我们没有孩子 - 什么？ - I almost wish we had no children. - What?
- 在战败国里，他们有什么前途？ - 你们德国人都有点疯狂 - What future do they have in a beaten country? - You Germans are all a bit crazy.
芭芭拉会告诉你一切 Barbara will tell you what's what.
- 谁？ - 我妻子，你不知道我结婚了？ - Who? - My wife. Oh, you don't know I'm married.
- 见到他，你会大吃一惊的 - 大吃一惊？她肯定很漂亮 - You'll get a shock when you see her. - Shock? I'm sure she's charming.
不是这意思，等着瞧吧 I don't mean that. You wait and see.
哦，你见不到她，她和她母亲去剧院了 Oh, you won't see her. She's gone to the theatre with her mother.
没关系，你还有照片吗？说说你的情况 Never mind. Have you got any more snapshots? Tell me about yourself.
都不好 Neither were much good.
先生们，这是我的朋友，克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫上校 Gentlemen, this is my friend Oberst Kretschmar-Schuldorff.
阿奇博尔德·布莱尔爵士，外交部的精英 Sir Archibald Blair, shining light of the Foreign Office.
- 你好 - 贝特尔海姆将军 - How do you do? - General Betteridge.
- 你好 - 我听说过你，上校 How do you do? I've heard about you, Oberst.
- 基恩将军 - 你好 General Keen. - How do?
迈克尔·康沃尔少校，和他的弟弟 Major Michael Cornish and his brother Major...
- 约翰少校 - 约翰·康沃尔 - John. -..John Cornish.
皇家海军- 所谓资深军种的默顿·巴罗上将 Admiral Sir Merton Barrow of the so-called Senior Service.
- 布兰登·克雷斯特准将 - 你好 - Commodore Brandon-Crester. - Ditto.
戴维斯少校，你认识 Major Davies you know.
- 熟得很 - 是的 - lntimately. - Yes.
赫普威尔上校，直布罗陀地方长官助手 Colonel Hopwell, aide to the Governor of Gibraltar.
你好，亲爱的伙计 How do you do, my dear fellow?
- 威廉姆·伦多尔爵士，总督手下 - 你好 - Sir William Rendall, on the Viceroy's staff. - How do you do?
乌干达的乔治·梅特卡夫 George Metcalf of Uganda.
- 约翰·本布里奇爵士，刚从牙买加回来 - 你好 - Sir John Bembridge, just back from Jamaica. - How do you do, sir?
曼诺林上校 Colonel Mannering, known to the press
- 人称未加冕的南非国王 - 你好 - as the uncrowned king of Southern Arabia. - How do you do?
布拉德福的克里斯托弗·韦恩先生 Mr Christopher Wynne
- 我的岳父 - 你好 - of Bradford, England, my father-in-law. - How are you?
- 你好 - 所有美德的化身 - How do you do? - Embodiment of all the solid virtues.
请坐，西奥，喝点什么？ Sit down, Theo. What will you have to drink?
- 葡萄酒，谢谢 - 葡萄酒 - Port, please. - Port.
拿葡萄酒过来 Pass the port.
- 一个个传下去 - 雪茄？香烟？ - It has to go round the clock. - Cigar? Cigarette?
- 香烟 - 都在台上 - Cigarette. - They're both on the table.
- 土耳其还是弗吉尼亚 - 弗吉尼亚 Turkish or Virginian? - Virginian.
哦，对不起 Oh, sorry.
我想，你不记得我了... I don't suppose you remember me...
- 但我们02年在柏林见过 - 哦，是吗？ - but we met in Berlin in '02. - Oh, did we?
- 巴斯托，皇家空军上校 - 克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫上校 Ah, Barstow. Colonel Barstow of the Royal Air Force - Oberst Kretschmar-Schuldorff.
- 你好 - 不用起身 - How do you do? - Don't get up.
- 很高兴在外面见到你 - 谢谢 Glad to see you're off home now. - Thank you, sir.
在英国做俘虏很惨 Awful being a prisoner of war in England.
我想哪里都一样 I don't think it is much good anywhere.
在这个国家，人们打听任何事 Oh, my dear fellow, in this country people poke their nose into everything.
- 有老处女写信给你们吗？ - 有的 - Did you get any letters from spinsters? - Yes, we have.
她们争着给战俘写信 They started a campaign to write to prisoners of war.
- 不是我们的错 - 也不是太差 - Not our chaps, mind you. - It wasnt so bad.
我们有书，音乐会讲座 We had books, concerts, lectures.
肯定，你们的营很好，德国的组织很彻底 I'm sure your camp was well run. German organisation is very thorough.
对于我们来说，有点太有组织了 A bit too thorough for us.
伙食好吗？ Was the cooking good?
是英国餐 It was English cooking.
他有点幽默感 He's got a sense of humour.
我女儿乔伊斯开始要改进德国俘虏的伙食 My daughter Joyce started a campaign to better the food of the German prisoners.
我记得政府也给控告，给他们吃得太多 I remember the Government was also charged with overfeeding them.
哦，我们不是太差，干杯，西奥 Oh, we're not too bad. Drink up, Theo.
先生们...为你们的健康 Gentlemen...your health.
干杯 Cheer up.
- 好运 - 好运 - Good luck. - Good luck.
你怎么对付泰戈·布鲁姆？ By the way, what have you done with Tiger Blomfield?
在维多利亚，在一个格罗夫纳酒吧里，他是上校的人质 At Victoria, in the Grosvenor bar. He was hostage for the Oberst.
为什么还看着军管俘虏？ Where is the sense of guarding officer prisoners
- 而且是在战争结束一年后？ - 我想是为了保护我们 - a year after the fighting's over? - I imagine it is more to protect us.
- 防范谁？ - 人们 - Against what? - People.
- 什么人？ - 你们的人 - What people? - Yours.
怎么说？ How do you mean?
他们不能像你们那样，容易地从战争转到和平 They can't be adjusted from war to peace as easily as you can, gentlemen.
你会发现，并不是那样 I think you'll find that's not true.
你是说，你穿着这样的制服，我们的人民就会攻击你？ Do you mean to say our people would attack you in that uniform?
我曾穿着这制服，企图杀害英国人 I tried to kill Englishmen in this uniform.
我的伙计，那是比较悲观的观点 My dear fellow, that's rather a gloomy point of view.
你理解错误了 You've got the wrong end of the stick.
- 战争已经结束 - 没什么可以怨恨的了 - The war's over. - There's nothing to bear malice about.
你是个体面的人，和我们都一样 You're a decent fellow and so are we.
我不是个体面的人，我是个乞丐 I am not a decent fellow, I am a beggar.
就像我们军队里所有的职业军人一样 Like the rest of all the professional soldiers in our army.
战败国不可能有军队 A beaten country can't have an army,
- 那我们有什么可做呢？ - 有很多事情要做 - so what are we going to do? - There'll be a great deal to do.
但不是为了我们 But not for us.
对于马，我们懂一点，我们可以做马夫 We know a bit about horses. We can become stableboys.
- 回到家你就不会这么想了 - 嗯，家 - You'll feel differently when you're home again. - Mm, home.
但家会是什么样子呢？另一个战俘营 But what will the home be like? Another prison camp.
谁说的？ Who says so?
外国军队将有占领我们的城市几年 We're going to have foreign troops occupying our cities for years.
- 几年？ - 我从没听说过错的更厉害的人 - For years? I like that. - I've never heard a man more wrong.
- 我们不想让你成乞丐 - 我们不是贸易伙伴国 - We don't want to make beggars of you. - We're a trading nation.
我们必须跟一些国家贸易 We must have countries to trade with.
你肯定发现，德国的重建，对于欧洲的和平不可或缺 Surely you realise that the reconstruction of Germany is essential to the peace of Europe?
我没看到我们的纳税人在贵国驻军，你呢，肯迪？ I can't see our taxpayers keeping an army in your country, can you, Candy?
当然没有，看看报纸，英文报纸 No, of course not. Read the papers, man - the English papers.
如果我们掠夺和羞辱你们，我们之间就不可能有友谊 We can't ask you to be our friends if we'd rob you and humiliate you too.
- 我们都是这么想的，嗯？ - 是的，是的 - That's how we all feel, eh? - Hear, hear!
我们想成为朋友 We want to be friends.
一个说我们想和德国贸易 "We want to trade with Germany," said one.
一个将军说，“我们关注你们，不是要占领你们的国家” A general said, "We don't want to keep an eye on you just to occupy your country."
一个将军 A general!
他们是孩子，玩板球的男童 Oh, they are...children. Boys playing cricket.
他们赢了我们的身上的衬衫，现在又想还给我们 They win the shirts off our backs and now they want to give them back.
因为游戏结束了 Because the game is over.
战争在英国并不受欢迎 War is a most unpopular thing in England.
他们早就在创造和平社会 They are already organising pacifist societies.
他们的报纸反战 Their newspapers are anti-milita....
等等 Wait a moment.
这里我们可以想到什么？ Here we can get to something.
反战 Anti-military.
这些天真的蠢货，是我们 This childlike stupidity is a raft for us...
在绝望的海洋中的救生艇 ..in a sea of despair.
你们知道我的朋友肯迪将军怎么说吗？ Do you know what my friend General Candy said?
别担心，老朋友，我们很快会让德国站起来 "Don't you worry, old chap, we'll soon have Germany on her feet again."
我想我们给了他深刻影响，我最后说的是 I think we made an impression on him. The last thing I said to him was,
别担心，我们很快会让德国站起来 Don't you worry. We'll soon have Germany on her feet again. '
- 他相信了？ - 西奥？相信是 - And he believed it? - Theo? I believe so.
我希望是这样 I...hope so.
（哼歌） (Hums "I Am Titania")
- 亲爱的 - 嗯？ - Darling. - Hm?
别哼 Don't hum.
我在哼吗？ Was I humming?
嗯，那是你的小习惯 Mm-hm. It's a little habit you've got.
嗯 Mm.
不哼我能做什么呢？ What'll I do if I don't hum?
哦，克莱夫 Oh, Clive.
克莱恩肯迪想感谢，所有对他不可挽回的损失表示过同情的所有朋友
他希望能及时地亲自回信给每一个人
（枪声） (Gunshot)
慕尼黑
- 西奥多·克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫 - 在 - Theodor Kretschmar-Schuldorrf. - Here.
这边请 This way, please.
登记簿和身份证 Your registration book and identity card, please.
请 Please.
坐下 Sit down.
你何时抵达此国？ When did you arrive in this country?
1935年6月6日 The 6th of June, '35.
- 从哪里来？ - 法国，巴黎 - From? - Paris, France.
我1934年1月15日到法国 I arrived in France the 15th of January '34.
- 从德国出发？ - 是的 - From Germany? - Yes.
为什么离开德国？ Why did you leave Germany?
我的生活观点是反纳粹的 My outlook of life is against the Nazis.
大多数难民在1933年希特勒上台时离开德国 Most refugees left Germany early in 1933 when Hitler came to power.
我对希特勒无所惧，至少我是这样想的 I had nothing to fear from Hitler. At least, I... I thought so.
我花了八个月才发现自己错了 It took me eight months to find out I was wrong.
有点太久了 Rather a long time.
不是吗？ Don't you think so?
我无意冒犯，但你们英国花了五年 Please, I mean no offence, but you in England took five years.
对，没错 Yes, quite right.
你到过英国吗？ Have you been in England before?
上一次战争，我是俘虏 Yes. I was prisoner of war in the last war.
你是个军官 I see you were an officer.
什么时候离开军队的？ When did you leave the Army?
1920年 In 1920.
十有八九的军官得退休，当德国军队... Eight out of ten officers had to retire when the German Army ceased to exist...
- 重组成巨大的军队时 - 你更喜欢巨大军队的出现？ - as a large army. - You prefer the existence of a large army?
不再是了 Not any more.
20年代我选择了一个新职业，成了军事化学家 In '20 I chose a new profession. I became a military chemist.
- 在曼海姆工作了13年 - 结婚了吗？ - I worked for 13 years in a factory in Mannheim. - Are you married?
我夫人去世了 My wife is dead.
孩子？ Children?
两个 Two.
我与他们没有联系 I have no connection with them.
他们是忠诚的纳粹分子 They are good Nazis.
如果纳粹分子也配叫忠诚的话 As far as any Nazi can be called good.
恐怕克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫先生，那对你并不有利 I am afraid, Mr Kretschmar-Schuldorff, that doesn't sound very much in your favour.
我已经尽量如实回答了 I've tried to answer correctly.
我个人不怀疑你的信念，但我在维护我们国家的利益 Personally, I don't doubt your good faith, but I'm here to safeguard my country's interests.
你或许是个反纳粹，也或许不是 You may be an anti-Nazi, you may not be.
目前，一个在我们中间的敌人，比外部的十个，伤害更大 In times like these, one enemy in our midst can do more harm than ten across the Channel.
如果你现在为敌人工作，你会告诉我什么？ If you were here to work for the enemy, what would you tell me now?
当然一样，说你是英国的朋友 Exactly the same. That you were a friend of England.
我们的敌人，就是你的敌人 That our enemy was your enemy.
很难分辨，谁是我们这边的 I know this is hard on those who are really with us,
但我们此时致力于发展经济，对他们有利 but it should be their best assurance that this time we mean business.
如果你是个朋友 If you are a friend,
我们的警惕，就是你的警惕 ourprecautions are your precautions,
我们的利益，就是你的利益 and our interests your interests...
因为我们的胜利，将是你们的胜利 because our victory will be your victory.
你还有什么要说的吗？ Is there anything else you'd like to say?
- 如不介意，先生 - 不介意，请讲 - If you don't mind, sir. - No, go ahead.
早年，我生命最重要的原则是“绝不撒谎... In earlier years, the most important principle of my life used to be "never lie,
- 直说真相” - 很好的原则，希望你还遵守 - always tell the truth." - A very good principle. I hope you stick to it.
哦，我没有撒谎，但我... Oh, I have not told a lie, but l...
我也没有说真话 I also have not told the truth.
一个难民很快学会了两者之间的巨大区别 A refugee soon learns that there's a big difference between the two.
我的真相是，我是个疲倦的老人 The truth about me is that I'm a tired old man
来这个国家，只是因为他思乡 who came to this country because he is homesick.
哦，请不要那样盯着我，我头脑没问题 Oh, please, don't stare at me like that, sir. I am all right in the head.
战后德国举步为艰 You know that after the war we had very bad years in Germany.
我们越来越穷 We got poorer and poorer.
每天都有退休的军官和教师，被抓到从商店里偷东西 Every day retired officers and schoolteachers were caught shoplifting.
货币贬值 Money lost its value.
商品涨价 The price of everything rose...
除了生命 except of human beings.
报纸上说，战后到处都一样艰难 We read in the papers that the after-war years were bad everywhere.
罪案上升 That crime was increasing
诚实的市民无法将暴徒绳之以法 and honest citizens were having a hard job to put the gangsters in jail.
我无需告诉你,在德国 Well, I needn't tell you, sir, that in Germany
暴徒最终成功地将诚实市民投入了监狱 the gangsters finally succeeded in putting the honest citizens in jail.
我妻子是英国人 My wife was English.
她会喜欢回英国的 She would have loved to come back to England.
但看来，我辜负了我的国家 But it seemed to me that I would be letting down my country in its greatest need.
因此她留在了我这边 And so she stayed at my side.
在33年夏天我们发现 When, in summer '33, we found...
我们失去了我们的孩子，掉进了纳粹集团 that we had lost our children to the Nazi party,
我愿意前来 and I was willing to come,
她却去世了 she died.
没有一个儿子参加她的葬礼 None of my sons came to her funeral.
希特勒万岁 Heil Hitler.
然后在35年1月，我得去柏林公干 And then, in January '35, I had to go to Berlin on a mission for my firm.
开着车，我在城市的郊区迷路了 Driving up in my car, I lost my way on the outskirts of the city,
突然，风景变得熟悉 and suddenly...the landscape seemed so familiar to me.
慢慢地我发现，那路那湖 And slowly I recognised...the road, the lake...
我住了几周的疗养院 ..and a nursing home where I spent some weeks recovering...
差不多40年前 ..almost 40 years ago.
我停下车，静静地坐着回忆着 I stopped the car and sat still...remembering.
就在这个疗养院，我第一次遇见我的夫人 And... You see, in this very nursing home, sir, I met my wife for the first time.
我遇到后来成了我伟大朋友的英国人 And I met an Englishman who became my greatest friend.
我还记得，19年火车站的人们遣送我们战俘回家 And I remembered the people at the station in '19, when we prisoners were sent home...
对我们欢呼，像朋友一样招待我们 cheering us, treating us like friends.
围桌而坐的名人的脸 The faces of a party of distinguished men around a table,
当我们国家的战败让我无法忍受时，他们全力安慰我 who tried their utmost to comfort me when the defeat of my country seemed to me unbearable.
很无聊地... And...very foolishly...
我想起英国的乡下 ..I remembered the English countryside,
花园绿油油的草坪 the gardens, the green lawns,
长满杂草的小溪，还有树木 the weedy rivers and the trees...
她多么喜爱 ..she loved so much.
我有极大冲动，要回到我妻子的国家 And a great desire came over me to come back to my wife's country.
就这样，先生，事实 And this, sir, is the truth.
（外面的交通） (Traffic outside)
在我们国家，有谁很了解你？英国平民？ Haven't you got anyone in this country who knows you well? A British citizen?
我工作的化工厂的门卫 The doorman at the chemical works where I offered my services.
鲍尔大街外侨部的警察 The police officers at the Aliens' Department at Bow Street.
岗哨 Sentry.
你不认识克莱夫·韦恩·肯迪少将吗？ Don't you know Major General Clive Wynne-Candy?
认识，曾经认识 Yes, sir, I used to know him.
要他来这里为你作证吗？ Did you ask him to come here and testify on your behalf?
是的，我写过一封信给他 Yes, I did send him a letter,
但，我想他 but I suppose he...
西奥，亲爱的朋友，让我好好看看你 Theo, my dear chap. Let's have a good look at you.
感谢上帝，你比我保持得还好 By God, you've kept your figure better than I have.
有点大肚腩 Bit of a bay window, what?
如果这个家伙不喜欢我们，我不会奇怪的 You see, sir, I wouldn't be surprised if this fellow disliked us.
他一生中来过两次英国 He comes to England twice in his life.
第一次是战俘，第二次差不多是战俘 The first time he's a prisoner, and the second time he's about to be one.
可以和他谈谈吗？我没见他有19年... May I talk to him, sir? I haven't seen him for 19...
- 20年了 - 20年多一点 - 20. -20 years and a bit.
不是这里，将军，我们有很多克雷奇马尔·舒尔多夫等着 Not here, General. We have many Kretschmar-Schuldorffs waiting.
你意思是，我奔波11小时过来 Do you mean to say that I've travelled 11hours from...mustn't say where...
你却不准我与他说句话？ and you won't allow me to have a word with a condemned man?
- 你马上要回去吗？ - 明天一大早 - Do you have to go back this minute? - Tomorrow. Infernally early.
那好，你可以和他谈一整天午夜前 That's all right. You can talk to him all day and all night, till midnight.
外侨部的晚钟声，你知道的 Aliens' curfew, you know.
- 我可以带他走吗？ - 只要你说你认识他 - And I can take him with me? - If you say you know him.
- 我认识他吗？ - 能为他作担保吗？ - Do I know him? - And will stand surety for him?
尽我所能，先生 With everything I have, sir.
（钟滴嗒声） (Clock ticks)
（钟报时） (Clock chimes)
- 我得走了 - 还早 - It's time I was going. - The night's young yet.
不记得吗？外侨的晚钟 Don't you remember? Curfew for aliens.
- 哦，对 - 我午夜前得回去 - Oh, yes. - I have to be at home by midnight.
别忘了先生，你得六点钟起床 Don't forget, sir, you've to be up at six.
- 早上的阅兵，嗯？ - 是 - Early parade, eh? - Aye.
你好幸运，克莱夫 How lucky you are, Clive.
是的，他们35年将我列入退休名单 Yes, they put me on the retired list in '35,
但我知道，他们还需要我 but I knew they'd want me again.
像子弹一样，我又回来了 Back I went on the active list like a shot.
我说 I mean...
为什么不留下？我有18个房间 Why don't you stay? I've 18 rooms.
- 默多克，帮忙 - 谢谢 - Murdoch, rally round. - Thank you.
还是不要，得有特别允许 I'd better not. I would need a special permit anyway.
好了，默多克，不用了 All right, Murdoch, as you were.
再呆一会儿，我开车送你回去 Stay a little longer. I'll send you home by car.
默多克，叫坎农小姐十一点四十五分过来 Murdoch, tell Miss Cannon to be here by quarter to twelve.
- 好的 - 谁是坎农小姐？ - Very good, sir. - Who is Miss Cannon?
坎农小姐？我的司机 Miss Cannon? My driver. MTC.
记得吗，克莱夫？我们曾说过 Do you remember, Clive, we used to say,
“我们的军队，是为我们的妇女儿童和家庭而战”？ "Our armies are fighting for our women, our children and our homes"?
现在妇女与男人并肩作战 Now the women are fighting beside the men.
孩子训练开枪，只剩下家了 The children are being trained to shoot. What's left is the home.
但没有女人和孩子的家是什么？ But what is the home without women and children?
你从没见过我妻子，看看她的照片吗？ You never met my wife. Would you like to see a picture of her?
非常 Very much.
还记得，那是我唯一能说的英语吗？ Do you remember when that was all I was able to say in English?
非常 Very much.
- 你比我更进一步了 - 哪方面？ - You got further with them than I ever got. - In what respect?
别告诉我你不知道 Dash it, don't tell me you didn't know.
知道什么？ Knew what?
你让我脸红了 Well, you make me blush.
不知道你在讲什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
我想在我02年离开柏林时，那全写在了我脸上 I thought it was written all over my face when I left Berlin in '02.
别忘了，你离开后我没见过你的脸 Don't forget, I never saw your face after you left.
我爱上了她，你的妻子 I was in love with her. Your wife.
她从没告诉我 She never told me.
她从不知道 She never knew.
但我好像记得 But I seem to remem...
哦，最后一天在柏林，我告诉你时，你好像真的很高兴 Oh, Clive, that last day in Berlin when I told you, you seemed genuinely happy.
我当时不知道 Dash it, I didn't know then.
但在火车上我开始想，她在船上更厉害 But on the train I started to miss her. On the boat it was worse.
回到伦敦前，我想通了 By the time I got back to London, well, I'd got it properly.
我的玛格丽特姨妈察觉了，女人对那些东西有天分 My Aunt Margaret got onto the scent right away. Women have a nose for these things.
另外，我做了一件傻事 Besides, I did a stupid thing.
回来的第一天晚上，我带她姐姐出来 The first night back, I took out her sister.
- 玛格丽特姨妈的？ - 伊迪丝的 - Aunt Margaret's? - Edith's.
- 谁？玛撒？ - 是的 - Who? Martha? - Yes.
有什么傻的？ What's stupid about that?
想着她姐姐会长得像她一样 Thinking her sister would be like she was.
像伊迪丝 Like Edith?
是的 Yes.
你熬过了 Well...you got over it.
就这个，我从没有克服 That's just it. I never got over it.
西奥，听起来是跟你说是蠢得要命，但 Theo, this may sound a damned silly thing to say to you, but...
我从没有克服 I never got over it.
你可以说，她是我的梦中情人 You may say that she was my ideal...
如果你是某种长发诗人 if you were some sort of sickening long-haired poet.
我一生中总在寻找一个像她的女人 All my life I've been looking for a woman like her.
现在你知道了 So now you know.
我从没想到，一个英国人会有这么浪漫 Well, er...I never thought it possible that an Englishman could be so romantic.
你的妻子呢？ And your wife?
不介意我问你，你爱她吗？ You don't mind me asking you... but you loved her?
爱，非常爱 Yes...dreadfully.
她和伊迪丝一模一样，我给你看 She was exactly like Edith. I'll show her to you.
哦，她很可爱 Oh, she's very lovely.
她不像伊迪丝吗？看到共同之处吗？ But isn't she like Edith, eh? See the resemblance?
是，有些地方很像 Yes, there's something very striking.
但不要忘了，我比你迟31年见伊迪丝 But you must not forget, I saw Edith 31years later than you.
我们一起变老 We grew old together.
- 你明白吗？ - 哈，是的，当然 - You understand? - Ah, yes, of course.
但她确实很像她 But she was exactly like her.
嗯 Mm.
这幅可爱的图画，挂在这个奇怪的地方 It's a strange place to hang such a lovely picture.
她要的，我叫它私房 She wanted it. I call this my den, you know.
她总是知道，我为什么回到这里来，我们有个玩笑 She always knew why I used to come back here. We had a joke about it.
我所有的财产都在这里 All my stuffs here.
没有她就不行了 It'd be an awful gap without her.
来，喝点？ Have a peg, what?
在外国失去亲爱的人，一定糟透了 It must be terrible to lose someone very dear to you in a foreign country.
不是外国，是牙买加 It wasn't a foreign country, it was Jamaica.
再见，克莱夫，旅途愉快 Bye, Clive. Have a nice journey.
别担心，一切很好 Don't worry about anything. It's under control.
- 请关门好吗，先生？ - 住嘴，默多克 - Can you close the door, sir, please? - Shut up, Murdoch.
好运，默多克 Good luck, Murdoch.
谢谢，我留下来看门 Thank you, sir, but I'm staying behind to look after things here.
- 认识路吗，安吉拉？ - 认识，先生 - You know the way, Angela? - Yes, sir.
（发动机开动） (Engine starts)
小心门 The door, sir, please.
- 看到看守人了吗？ - 我就是本地区的看守人 - Did you see the warden? - I'm the warden of this district, sir.
夜里开车，一定很困难 It must be very difficult to drive in the blackout.
不是很难 It's not as bad as it looks, sir.
我想，你经常晚上开车 I suppose you've done a lot of night driving.
不，战前我没开过车 No, sir. I never drove before the war.
- 为什么学开车？ - 我男朋友教我的 - What made you learn it? - My boyfriend taught me.
但不是在晚上 But not at night.
他是个好司机吗？ Is he a good driver?
一流，他是宾利男孩之一 First-rate. He's one of the Bentley boys.
现在，他正用扁平脚走路呢 Just now he walks on his two flat feet.
他是个训练的列兵 He's a private in training.
战前你做什么工作，坎农小姐？ What was your job before the war, Miss Cannon?
- 摄影模特 - 哦，有趣的工作 - Photographic model. - Oh, interesting work.
不赖，脚有点辛苦 Not bad. A bit hard on the feet.
你怎么知道我的名字？ How did you know my name, sir?
将军谈起你了 The General talked about you.
哦，是吗？ Oh, did he?
- 我们试着闯灯，介意吗？ - 不，一点也不 - Mind if we try and beat the light, sir? - No, not at all.
对不起，不行 Oh... Sorry, sir, couldn't make it.
喜欢做将军的司机吗？ Do you like being the General's driver?
当然，谁不喜欢？他是个老好人 Of course. Who wouldn't? He's such an old darling.
叫我做手倒立都可以 I could have done a handstand when he asked for me.
你知道吗？他从七百个女孩子中选了我 Do you know, he chose me out of 700 girls.
有点不寻常是吗，七百分之一？ Some odds, isnt it, 700-1?
应该大声抱怨，看那灯，应该投诉 For crying out loud, look at that light. He ought to be reported.
快点，别是整个晚上 Come on, don't be all night.
哈 Ah.
那就是制造事故的隐患了 That's what causes accidents.
- 很偶然，不是吗？ - 请再说一遍？七百分之一 - Long odds, weren't they, sir? - I beg your pardon? 700-1.
让我觉得有点没希望 Makes me a bit of an outsider.
你叫什么名，坎农小姐？ What is your first name, Miss Cannon?
安吉拉 Angela.
很可爱的名 That's a lovely name.
名从天使而来的是吗？ Comes from angel, doesn't it?
我想这名不受欢迎，朋友都叫我约翰尼 I think it stinks. My friends call me Johnny.
是这个路口，还是下一个？ Is it this crossing or the next, sir?
应该是这里了 Oh, this will do here.
- 晚安，安吉拉 - 晚安，先生 - Good night, Angela. - Good night, sir.
- 希望有天能见到你的男朋友 - 我也是 - I'd like to see your boyfriend one of these days. - Me too.
晚安，先生 Good night, sir.
（电话响） (Buzzer)
他下来了 He's on his way down now.
天啊，快去拦住他 For the love of Gielgud, go and stop him.
如果让他在演播室里说一句话，你就滚蛋 If you let him put one whisker in the studio, you are out.
- 这边，将军 - 谢谢 - This way, General. - Thank you.
- 韦恩·肯迪将军？ - 这边，去第五演播室 - General Wynne-Candy? - This way to Studio 5, sir.
- 玛什先生想见见你 - 没听说过他 - Mr Marsh wants to see you. - Never heard of him.
- 他听说过你 - 是吗？好的 - He's heard of you, sir. - Has he? Good.
- 这边，去第五演播室 - 我的广播几点开始？ - This way to Studio 5. - What time does my broadcast start?
- 马上 - 21:20，先生 - Almost at once, sir. - At 21:20, sir.
- 还有时间 - 对不起，小姐 - Plenty of time. - Excuse me, miss.
哦，住嘴 Oh, shut up.
- 真拥挤，嗯？ - 是的 - A regular warren, eh? - Yes.
- 工业的蜂巢 - 是的，先生 - Beehive of industry. - Yes, sir.
- 喜欢这里吗？ - 喜欢，你见到如此有趣的人 - Do you like it here? - Yes. You meet such interesting people.
从节目里就知道了 You can tell that from the programmes.
韦恩·肯迪将军 General Wynne-Candy.
哟 Phew.
- 我想我们没见过 - 没有，我没有那机会 - I don't think we've met. - No, I've not had that pleasure.
- 请坐 - 谢谢 - Do sit down. - Thank you.
- 香烟？ - 谢谢 - Cigarette? - Thank you.
这地方很暖和，也很难懂 Very snug quarters you've got here. And deep.
- 是的，这些日子我们得难懂点 - 同意，回到石器时代 - Yes, we have to be deep these days. - I quite agree. Back to the Stone Age.
我现在还不想把烟点着 I don't think I'll light this at the moment.
点了不好说话，让我的喉咙干燥 Bad for speaking. Makes my throat dry.
将军，恐怕你的广播有点问题 General, I'm afraid we've been having some trouble about your broadcast.
我习惯麻烦了，我是个军人 Well, I'm used to trouble. I'm a soldier.
是的，嗯...当局认为... Yes, the er...authorities...
...这有点不合时宜，推迟点会更好 ..think that it's a little ill-timed and might be better postponed.
不合时宜？ Think it's a little ill-timed?
谁说的？为什么？ Who has been saying that? Why?
将军，你知道在战争年代 Well, General, you know in times of war...
别跟我说战争 Don't talk to me about war.
不，当然，那有点班门弄斧 No, of course, that would be...grotesque.
我受邀来这个广播，描述 I have been asked to describe in this broadcast
我对撤退，及其对将来的影响，就这些 my views on the cause of the retreat and its aspects for the future. There they are.
我为国贡献44年，你在这之前做什么 I've served my country for 44 years. What was your position before this?
- 律师 - 什么？ - I was a lawyer. - What?
- 律师 - 律师？我是士兵 - A lawyer. - A lawyer? Well, I was a soldier.
在那之前，我想你在大学，而我是士兵 And before that I suppose you were at college. And I was a soldier.
你是婴儿的时候，我是个士兵 And I was a soldier when you were a baby.
在你出生前就是 And before you were born, sir,
当你还不知道是用男名还是女名时，我是个士兵 when you were nothing but a toss-up between a girl's and a boy's name, I was a soldier.
很对不起，我知道不是你 I'm deeply sorry, sir. I know it's not you.
对，我想不是 No, I'm afraid it isn't.
我要通过战争办公室作必要的询问 I'll make the necessary enquiries through the War Office.
现在我想点烟了 I'll have a light for this cigarette now, if you please.
自从意大利上周一参战以来，马耳他今早第一次受到空袭 Malta this morning had its 25th air raid since ltaly entered the war last Monday.
还没有损失和伤亡报告 It's not known if there was any damage or casualties.
香烟，士兵？ Cigarette, soldier?
昨天的空袭中，一个平民死亡，另有八人受伤 In yesterday's raids one civilian was killed and eight were wounded.
今晚的新闻节目到此结束 That brings us to the end of the news and to tonight's Postscript,
由JB·普里斯特利报道 which is given by Mr JB Priestley.
究竟发生什么事了？ What on earth can have happened?
- 默多克，你认为他出什么事了吗？ - 不知道 - Murdoch, do you think he's had an accident? - I cannae think.
- 我预料到会这样 - 为什么？ - I was expecting it. - Why?
我读过他的讲稿，他们会取消的 I read his speech. I thought they would cancel it.
（远处的声音） (Distant muttering)
是他了 It's him.
对不起，迟了一点 这里是普里斯特利先生 Sorry about the slight delay. Now here is Mr Priestley.
我能躲到哪里去？他不能在这里找到我 Where can I go? The General mustn't find me here.
- 让我来 - 不用怕，你让我出去 - Let me handle it. - Oh, no fear. You let me out of here.
你好，西奥 Hello, Theo.
准备好了就吃晚饭，默多克 If supper's ready you can serve it, Murdoch.
很抱歉 I'm very sorry, sir.
嗯，为什么？我不应该在这里 - Hm? Why? - I shouldn't be here.
我叫她进来的，她很想听你的广播 I asked Miss Cannon in. She was anxious to hear your broadcast.
最后被取消了，白忙乎了，安吉拉 Cancelled at the last minute. Pity we hurried as we did, Angela.
直到差不多九点 We didn't leave the War Office
我们还没有离开战争办公室 till five-and-twenty to nine.
有封战争办公室的信，今天下午来的 There's a War Office letter, sir. It came this afternoon.
保罗·雷诺退休了，皮坦尼是首相了 Paul Reynaud has resigned. Petain is Prime Minister.
- 坏消息 - 什么？ Bad news. - What?
哦，对，坏消息 Oh, yes, bad news.
雪利酒吗，先生？ Sherry, sir?
嗯，是的 Er...yes.
雪利酒吗，小姐？ Sherry, miss?
- 雪利酒？舒...先生？ - 好的，谢谢 - Sherry, Mr Sch... Sir? - Yes, please.
谢谢 Thank you.
你的未婚夫怎样？ How is your fiance?
- 不是我的未婚夫 - 哦，对不起 - He's not my fiance. - Oh, beg your pardon.
- 你的男朋友好吗？ - 他正在委任 - How is your boyfriend? - He's getting a commission.
哦，祝贺他 Oh, congratulations.
- 我要走了 - 不，再等等 - I ought to go, you know. - No, no. Stay a bit longer.
干杯 Cheers.
干杯 Down the hatch.
你的申请有消息吗？ Any news about your application?
- 拒绝了，敌国侨民 - 但你是个专家 - Turned down. Enemy alien. - But you're an expert.
- 为什么不问他？他认识所有人 - 他不在了 - Why didn't you ask him? He knows everybody. - He was away.
晚餐准备好了，先生 Dinner's served, sir.
好的 Yes.
我走了，先生，还要用车吗？ I'm going, sir. Do you want the car any more?
我带了另一个位子 I brought an extra cover, sir.
坐下，安吉拉，西奥 Sit down, Angela...Theo.
- 你们都坐下 - 谢谢，我吃过晚餐了 - Sit down, both of you. - Thank you, sir, I've had my dinner.
再吃一次，安吉拉 Have another one, Angela.
如果是因为害怕和你的将军同座，那就不必担心 If you're worried about sitting down with your general, then stop worrying.
我不再是将军了 I'm not a general any more.
克莱夫，发生什么事了？ Clive, what has happened?
又退休了，裁员，他们不再需要我了 Retired again. Axed. They don't need me any more.
对不起 I'm sorry, sir.
我明白你的感受 I...I know how that feels.
不，你不知道 No, you don't.
发生在我头上时，我刚刚45岁 I was barely 45 when it happened to me.
不同，你是被逼的 Different kettle of fish. You were made to do it.
但我们还没完成 But we're not finished.
我没有刚开始 Nor am l. Just starting.
我常想，像我这样，有特殊知识的人死了真可惜 I've often thought, a fellow like me dies - special knowledge - awful waste.
我死了吗？ Well, am I dead?
我的知识没用了吗？经验，本领？ Does my knowledge count for nothing? Experience, skill?
你告诉我 You tell me.
他们需要不同的知识了，克莱夫 It is a different knowledge they need now, Clive.
敌人不同了，所以你也得不同 The enemy's different, so you have to be different too.
你疯了吗？我知道战争是什么 Are you mad? I know what war is.
- 我同意 - 你... - I don't agree. - You...
我读了你描述法国崩溃的观点 I read your broadcast up to the point where you described the collapse of France.
你赞扬纳粹理论，肮脏的战斗，轰炸难民 You commented on Nazi methods - foul fighting, bombing refugees,
机枪扫射医院，救生船，飞行员等等 machine-gunning hospitals, lifeboats, bailed-out pilots and so on -
你那样说，蔑视了他们 by saying that you despised them,
你以与他们并肩作战为耻，如果只有那些方法能取胜 that you would be ashamed to fight on their side and that you'd sooner accept defeat than victory
你会选择失败多过胜利 if it could only be won by those methods.
我会的 So I would.
如果你只因觉得，不能以同样方式对付他们 Clive, if you let yourself be defeated by them just because you are too fair to hit back
而被他们击败 the same way they hit at you,
除了纳粹方法外，别无他法 there won't be any methods but Nazi methods.
如果你严守陈规，而他们却不择手段 If you preach the rules of the game while they use every foul and filthy trick against you,
他们会笑你的 they'll laugh at you.
他们会认为你软弱颓废 They'll think you are weak, decadent.
在1919年,我自己这样想 I thought so myself in 1919.
上次战争，我听过了 I heard all that in the last war.
当时他们不择手段 They fought foul then
谁赢了 and who won it?
我不认为是你赢了 I don't think you won it.
我们失败了，你们也失去了一些东西 We lost it, but you lost something too.
你们忘了学习道德 You forgot to learn the moral.
因为你们胜了，20年前你们就没有吸取教训 Because victory was yours, you failed to learn your lesson 20 years ago.
现在要为此付出代价了 And now you have to pay the school fees again.
有人会学的快点，有人永远也学不会 Some of you will learn quicker than the others. Some will never learn it.
因为你们被教育成和平和战时都是绅士和运动员 Because you've been educated to be a gentleman and a sportsman in peace and in war.
但是，克莱夫 But, Clive...
亲爱的老克莱夫 ..dear old Clive...
这不是绅士的战争 ..this is not a gentleman's war.
这次你们要竭尽所能了 This time you are fighting for your very existence,
与人类最恶毒的思想作斗争 against the most devilish idea ever created by a human brain.
纳粹主义 Nazism.
如果你们失败了 And if you lose...
明年没有下次了 ..there won't be a return match next year.
可能一百年都没有 Perhaps not even for a hundred years.
哦，你 Oh, you...
你一定介意我一个外侨说这些 you mustn't mind me, an alien, saying all this.
但谁能比被狗咬过，现在已是免疫的人 But who can describe hydrophobia better than one who's been bitten...
更能形容狂犬病呢？ ..and is now immune?
你看，安吉拉，既是是最好的朋友也落井下石 Well, you see, Angela, even one's best friend lets one down.
我不这么认为，先生 I don't think so, sir.
你也这样？幸灾乐祸？ You too, eh? Kick a fellow when he's down, what?
没有人会那样对你，只是你得转变了 Nobody would ever kick you, sir. You've just got to change over, that's all.
转变？变成怎样？ Change over? To what?
好了，一份新工作对于男人来说很简单 Well, a new job. It's easy enough for a man.
你这样想，嗯？在激流中换马 You think so, eh? Swap horses in midstream.
这场战争中，很多人都得这么做 A lot of people have had to do it in this war, sir.
- 比淹死好 - 妙，安吉拉，以后我叫你约翰尼了 - It's better than drowning. - Bravo, Angela. I shall call you Johnny in future.
她说到点子上了 She's hit the nail on the head.
我不懂你，你不该这么容易就放弃 I don't know you. You shouldn't give up so easily, my boy.
这是40年前，风雨中拿下柏林的人吗？ Is this the same man who took Berlin by storm 40 years ago?
看我，没有人要我，但我放弃了吗？ Look at me. Nobody wants me, but do I give up?
没人要你，你是个专家 Nobody wants you and you're an expert.
除了带兵，我一无所知 I don't know anything but soldiering.
显然，甚至那也不行 Not even that, apparently.
地方军怎样？他们需要领导，他们正成长为军队 What about the Home Guard, sir? They need leaders. They're becoming an army.
- 如果我们受到侵略，他们是第一道防线 - 你认识所有人 - If we're invaded, they're our first defence. - There you are. You know everybody.
你能给他们提供武器教官和装备 You could get them arms and instructors and equipment.
哦，这也是个工作吗？ Oh, what a job.
- 组织一个新军队 - 地方军，嗯？ - Forming a new army. -Home Guard, eh?
是的，我自己来告诉你 Yes, sir. I was going to tell you myself, sir.
你醉了，默多克，告诉我什么？ You're drunk, Murdoch. Tell me what?
我加入了地方军 That I joined the Home Guard, sir.
- 你？ - 是的，我的汤有问题吗？ - You? - Yes, sir. Anything wrong with the soup, sir?
还没碰过，谁知道 How should anybody know if they haven't touched it?
拿开，默多克一等兵 Take it away, Lance Corporal Murdoch.
默多克中士 Sergeant Murdoch, sir.
你总是在干什么？ What have you been doing, sir, all this time?
没什么，除了说话 Nothing, you blockhead, except talk.
但，现在看 But watch now.
（爆炸） (Explosion)
（唱歌） Be it ever so humble
（唱歌） There's no place like home...
你好，是什么？ Hello, what's this?
出来 Come out.
投环，套物用的 Hm. Do for hoopla, anyway.
这边，茶 There you go, boys - tea.
老婆，两个盆 Oi, missus. Two basins for me and my old china.
- 噢 - 吓你一跳了 - Ooh. - Get your skates on.
看这个，克莱夫·韦恩·肯迪少将 See this? Major General Clive Wynne-Candy.
啊，什么名字？ 倒满 Blimey, what a moniker. Fill it up.
搬到皇家浴室俱乐部了，皮卡迪利大街 Removed to Royal Bathers' Club, Piccadilly.
这之后，他需要洗个澡 祝这个老板好运 He'd need a bath after this. Good luck to the old bustard.
- 还在吗？ - 刚走，将军 - Still here? - Just off, General.
- 别迟到 - 不会 - Don't be late. - No, sir.
- 那是什么？ - 枪，先生 - What's that? - A gun, sir. Brother's a gamekeeper.
那是票，装四号 That's the ticket. Load with No.4.
我们很快就有汤姆逊冲锋枪了，知道哪头是哪头吗？ We'll soon have Tommy guns. Know which end is which?
- 哦，知道 - 那就好 - Oh, yes, sir. - That's right.
结束了 Break it up, chaps.
下午好 Good afternoon.
我们会有趁手的武器了，至少我会知道为什么 By Gad, we'll have the proper weapons or I'll know the reason why.
我不会离开那门阶 I won't leave that damned doorstep.
我会静坐，罢工什么的 I'll make a stay-in stroke or a sit-down strike, or whatever it is.
我们会给他们看的，安吉拉，嗯？ We'll show 'em, Angela, eh?
真正的军队 A real army, eh?
他们没事，胡子一样锋利 The men are all right. Keen as mustard.
组织机构，总参谋部，办公室，总司令部 Organisation, general staff, offices, general headquarters -
那是我们想要的，我们会得到的 that's what we want and, by Gad, we'll get them!
- 你在听吗，安吉拉？ - 是的 - Do you hear, Angela? - Yes, sir.
给我一年六个月 Give me one year. Six months.
我要给他们看 I'll show 'em.
- 下午放假 - 谢谢 - Take the afternoon off. - Thank you, sir.
- 俱乐部，7:30 - 好的 - Club, 7:30. - Very good, sir.
指向喉咙 Point to the throat, my boy.
先生们，这里是标签 Gentlemen, this is der Tag, what?
地方军参加的，最重大最复杂的军事演习 The most vital and comprehensive exercise in which the Home Guard have taken part.
保卫伦敦，我们为此训练过，我们能解决 Defence of London. We've trained for it, we can tackle it.
- 我们会给他们好看，嗯？ - 会的 - We'll put up a good show, eh? - We will, sir.
要给这些年轻人看看，我们老狗还有生命力 We'll show these youngsters there's life in the old dog yet.
先生们，战争午夜开始 Gentlemen, war starts at midnight.
休息五分钟 Five minutes easy, Sergeant.
（音乐） Foxtrot on jukebox
鸳鸯茶 Tea for two.
九号，医生的最爱 No.9, doctor's favourite.
- 马上离开 - 为什么？ - Got to go in a minute. - Why?
- 有事做了 - 哦，你有的 - Got a job on. - Oh, you would have.
过来看看 Come and have a look.
- 看到了吗？ - 什么，那些卡车？ - See that? - What, those trucks?
- 我自己的军队 - 什么事？ - My private army. - Well, what about it?
记得你昨晚告诉我什么了吗？ Remember what you told me last night... amongst other things?
是的，宁愿没有告诉你 Yes, and I wish I hadn't told you.
你为什么认为我要肯迪活动的内幕呢？ Why do you think I wanted the lowdown on Sugar Candy's movements?
为什么？有什么事？ Why did you? What's the mystery?
- 我们要去看他了 - 谁？ - We're off to see him. - Who?
- 那神汉 - 为什么？ - The wizard. - What for?
（歌曲） Because of the wonderful things he does, ta-ra da da-da da da-da!
- 住嘴，斯巴德，你什么意思？ - 我们要教他，什么是全面战争 - Shut up, Spud. What do you mean? - We're going to teach him total war.
- 怎样？ - 俘获他 - How? - Capture him.
战斗午夜开始，但我们在此前几小时就抓住他 War starts at midnight, but we'll bag him hours before that.
- 纳粹手法 - 你不是纳粹 - Nazi methods, you know. - You're not a Nazi.
- 我们不是训练去攻击英国人 - 你不能！ - We're not training to fight Englishmen. - You can't!
- 你等着瞧 - 我不让你去，他是个老好人 - Watch me. - I won't let you. He's a dear old man.
我100岁以后也是 啊，茶 So will I be when I'm over 100. Ah, tea.
但是，斯巴德，你怎么能这样，我这到那对于他意味着什么 But, Spud, how can you do it? I know what it would mean to him.
一小时内，他就会成为我枪口下的俘虏 Within an hour, the Wizard will be the captive of my bow and spear,
别管这里和新西兰之间的军队了，喝光 not to mention the toughest troops between here and New Zealand. Drink up.
斯巴德，我给你情报，利用它是卑鄙的 Spud, I gave you the information and it's mean to take advantage of it!
别女人气了，在战争什么都可能发生 Don't be a sissy. In war, anything goes!
哦，不要，你别 Oh, no, you don't.
不要 Here, stop that.
（音乐停止） (Music stops)
哦，亲爱的 Oh, darling.
他死了，哦，马歇尔先生！ He's dead! Oh, Mr...Mr Marshall!
斯巴德！ Spud!
（砰的一声） Swing band
- 斯巴德 - 长官，发生什么事了 - Spud. - Come on, sir, what happened?
- 她打晕我了 - 谁？ - She got me. - Who?
马塔·哈里，快点 Mata Hari. Come on, quick.
哦，不好 Oh, no.
- 有好事吗？ - 没有，她现在在伦敦的半路了 - Any luck? - Not a hope. She's halfway to London by now.
她要去警告敌人，拿我的钢盔来快点 She's gone to warn the Wizard. Get my tin hat. Get after her, quick!
- 谁付茶钱？- 中士的通讯员 - Who's going to pay for the tea? - The Sergeants' Mess.
- 好 - 哦 - Yes. - Oh!
马歇尔先生！ Mr Marshall!
（急刹车声） (Tyres screech)
- 很重要 - 找他接电话 - It's impossible. - Get him on the phone.
- 但是，小姐... - 哦，快点 - But, miss... - Oh, go on, man.
好的 Very good.
- 快点，分队 - 是长官 - Come on, Section. - Yes, sir.
他的司机想与韦恩·肯迪将军说话，对，是... His driver wishes to speak to General Wynne-Candy. Yes, it's...
- 韦恩·肯迪将军在吗？ - 不在 Is General Wynne-Candy here? - No, sir.
- 叫韦恩·肯迪将军 - 他一个小时前走了 - Get General Wynne-Candy. - He left an hour ago.
- 他去哪里？ - 你找他有什么事？ - Where was he going? - What is your business with him?
我有个紧急通知 I have a message for him.
- 可以给我，我转达 - 该死 - Give it to me. I'll see he gets it. - Damn it, man.
- 你是个地方军吗？ - 什么？ -Are you a Home Guard? -Why, sir?
口令是维夫- 克利科1911 The password is Veuve Clicquot 1911.
将军和他的部下在土耳其浴室 The General and his staff are in the Turkish baths.
霍金斯中士，由你负责 Hawkins, you're in charge.
别离开桌子，你是俘虏了 Don't leave your desk. You're a prisoner.
- 午夜才开始 - 那是你们想的 - War doesnt start till midnight. - That's what you think.
桌子底下的女孩也是战俘了 Sergeant, that girl under there. She's a prisoner too.
好了，是这样了，战争是无情的 All right, boys, this is it. Brute force and ruddy ignorance.
喂，喂 Hello? Hello?
喂 Hello?
那警告他，你不懂英语吗？叫他躲起来 Well, warn him, then. Can't you understand English? Tell him to hide.
战争马上结束 赢得最后一场战斗，好极了 Gentlemen, the war will soon be over. We agree, it's very fine to win the last battle.
我们更喜欢赢得第一场 We much prefer to win the first.
上午6点前，你们将作为俘虏留在这里 You will be kept prisoner in this building till 6am.
好了，他还在那里 It's all right, sir, he's still there.
你好，克莱夫 Hello, Clive.
你好，西奥，很高兴你来了，我忍受不了其他任何人了 Hello, Theo. I'm glad you've come. I couldn't have stood anybody else.
哦，没关系 Oh, that's all right.
- 我想你听到了 - 是的 - You've heard, I suppose. - Yes.
约翰尼告诉我了 Johnny told me.
还有？ And?
我想这是肮脏的诡计，但我忍不住发觉，还有点有趣 Well, I think it is a dirty trick, but... I can't help finding it a bit funny too.
是的，这是最惨的 It is. That's the worst of it.
你想，现在会发生什么事？ What do you think is going to happen now?
这个家伙会在法庭调查之前被提升 Officially, this fellow would be brought up before a court of inquiry
演习以后还会重复 and the exercise repeated some other time.
会有调查吗？ Will there be an inquiry, sir?
不，没有，我将关注这件事 No, there won't. I'll see to that.
- 他现在在哪里？ - 斯巴德？ - Where is he now? - Spud, sir?
和他的人在一起 He's with his men.
他们正长驱直入伦敦 They're marching into London.
- 你看到他们了吗？ - 是的，我们看到了 - Did you see them? - Yes, we saw them
经过克伦威尔路时看到了 when we came across the Cromwell Road.
全部军队，带着乐队 The whole army. With bands.
他们看起来怎样？ How did they look, eh?
- 好了，克莱夫，我必须说... - 他们看起来不错 - Well, Clive, I must say they... - They looked OK.
（远处军乐） Distant military band music
他们把我的地方清理得挺干净的 They cleaned up my place rather nicely.
他们也在那里建了个紧急水塔 They built an emergency water tank there too, sir.
我整夜都在想这件事，我不想让他有麻烦 I've been thinking this over all night. I don't want to get this young fellow into trouble.
反而请他吃晚饭 I think I'll invite him to dinner instead.
我是不是和他一样傻？ Wasn't I just as much of a young fool as he is?
- 当然，我是的 - 是的 - Of course I was. - Yes.
但我想，他是否会成为你一样伟大的老人 But I wonder if he's going to be such a grand old man as you are.
我年轻时，是个废话连篇毫无经验的小子 When I was a young chap I was all gas and gaiters with no experience worth a damn.
现在有十足的经验，却没人认为我有用 Now, tons of experience and nobody thinks I'm any use.
还记得02年从柏林回来时 I remember when I got back from Berlin in '02.
贝特里奇给我一顿最难听的臭骂 Old Betteridge gave me the worst wigging I ever had.
然后他请我去吃晚饭 And then he invited me to dinner.
我没有接受，经常希望当时去了 I didn't accept. Often wish I had.
对了，我想我会邀请他去吃晚饭 Yes, I think I will invite him to dinner.
- 他最好接受，听到了吗？ - 是的，先生 - And he'd better accept, you hear? - Yes, sir.
他们来了 Here they come.
（乐队停止） (Band stops playing)
（行军步伐） (Marching feet)
你将留在原处，直到洪水到来 You'll stay just as you are till the floods come.
直到洪水到来 Till the floods come.
- 这是个湖 - 这是个湖 - And this is a lake. - And this is a lake.
这是那个湖，而我还没有改变 Now here is the lake and I still haven't changed.
先生？ Sir?